As if we didn't have enough smiles today, here's a silly one.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Homeland Security

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I know I should pay more attention...

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Definitely YET, can't swear about tomorrow.

[Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey]

LOL!

[Donna K & Quincy]

So glad you were wearing your cheese hat and weren't totally naked. I hope you ironed your birthday suit this morning. :>))))))))))))))))))))

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL.....

[F, Calla & Luca]

Not you too Donna. My birthday suit is beyond ironing and I'm not sure I could stand the heat or know where the iron is.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

ROFL!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Ladies, this was meant to amuse you but not at my expense : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Sorry, our mistake.....LOL!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Your sincere apology is accepted. We haven't had a lot of fun when some of our best citizens were away but the virtual cruise was pretty nifty Check it out.

http://www.doodlekisses.com/forum/topics/dk-virtual-cruise?id=20652...

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

We knew about it while on the cruise. I think Amy told us. I read the whole thing today and see you still had fun without us. I loved all the outfits :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

We did have fun but I confess we missed you all. That's it, no more confessions.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

That is very nice to hear!! I like being missed :)