Calling all Doodle Detectives!!!

[Adina P]

Calling all doodle detectives ... we need some sleuths to help solve...

Just The Facts:
This morning at about 8am two small, semi-dry turds were found on an unoccupied dog bed in our room. No dog was on that particular bed at the time. Clark and Natalie were both fast asleep. All dogs were accounted for. This is not the first time this has occurred. In fact, this is probably the 6th+ time. Yesterday it happened twice. Specimens are no larger than the tip of my thumb and seem dryer than a fresh specimen.

The Usual Suspects:

Robert "Rosco" Redfur:

Large goofy labradoodle. Was spotted throughout the night on my side of the bed -- far from the scene of the crime. Not his typical turd. Larger than his usual tightly clinging dingleberries. Tends to take his far away poop spots in the yard seriously.

Thule AKA "Thulemonster"

Dainty labradoodle. Mischievous and smart. Usually 'holds it' till she can't hold it no more. Quite vocal when she needs to go outside. Has been known to poop "like a horse" while walking if she's in a heel.

Cass AKA "Cassiopeia"

Senior border collie. Arthritis and weakness in back legs. Prefers to stay lying down unless there is food or squirrels or Daddy involved. Record bowel/bladder holder. Tied with Thule for "closest to the scene of the crime." Has always been very serious about keeping her poops "far from civilization".

So Doodle Detectives...how do we solve this case?

(P.S. Anyone see a similar episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?" It was FRANK!)

[Bev and WILLY]

I'm thinking it was Santa Claus. He came early and left "Lumps of Coal" for whichever dog has been naughty. Looking at the mug shots, they all look guilty, even if it's only guilty by association.
Of course, Santa will be back on Christmas Eve to leave gifts for Natalie, et al.

[Dreamydoodles Northwest]

This is so creative and cute.. and I have no clue. I'm just amazed your dog takes heel that serious. I can only dream someday one of my dogs understand that command at all.

Too Cute.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Serious Serial Sh—ter (SSS)
Walla , Walla bless my soul , what’s wrong with us? ( No, I really don’t think Elvis is in the building even though he’s not dead). Now the sh—has really hit the fan. We have a serious serial sh—ter on the loose. Squashed sh.. has been discovered! Time to get the profilers at Quantico involved. However, I think we all know that serial crimes are usually committed by single males and once again that leads to only one suspect . Sequester him in the slammer and see if the stuff stops! Sorry, Rosco but you do not pass the smell test.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

I think you just have it in for the guys. He swears it wasn't him - yep, he told Ned, who told me.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Heh, one lies and the other swears to it! What do we know about the aider and abettor 's rap sheet? Whole thing smells to me. Did Rosco text Ned with his paws? I can barely text with my "paws, the keys are sooo small. Was it mental telepathy. Or did they have a good old dog to dog talk : ) It's nice to stick up for your friends but does Ned understand the consequences of perjury?
I'd hate to see double doodle trouble.