Does TaraBear (and Ricki) Need a Bodyguard?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Recently, I have noticed one member keeps changing her profile name and picture, and I am starting to get concerned.  I hate to butt into someone’s business, but we might need to get to the bottom of this issue.  When I first made friends with this person, they went by the name of Ricki and Tara.  For years that was their name on DoodleKisses and then one day, I signed on only to see Tara and her Mommy, Ricki.  WTD!  Now, I have noticed it is Ricki and TaraBear and I am starting to have concerns that they are in some kind of really bad Witness Protection program.  Tara is even in disguise in her profile picture.

The only reason I think it might be a bad program is usually when you go into hiding; you change your new name to something completely unlike your old name.  Personally, if it was me, I would choose some kind of sexy name and I just took a What is your Stripper name? test online and my new name if I went undercover (no pun intended) would be Sapphire Glitzridge. Using the same criteria Fudge and Vern would now be Diamond and Sugar, so our new moniker would be Sapphire, Diamond and Sugar and no one is going to put two and two together and trace us back to Laurie, Fudge, and Vern.  Please Ricki, I would be more than happy to send you the link, just so you have a fighting chance.

 

The other point I would like to make is Tara has learned to play dead. 

Why?  Is Ricki hoping that if they have to make a run for it, she can instruct Tara to play dead and come back for her when the smoke clears? There also seems to be more and more pictures of Tara in costumes. What is she running from, I ask you?

I also asked her for a recent picture to post with this discussion and she gave me some cockamamie story about grooming her and said her face is unrecognizable.  Again, why would anyone take that adorable little bit of a Doodle

and purposely make her look like this. They must be on the lam!

Because of all my concerns, I have come up with a solution for our two friends.  For the low, low price of $541.17 and this price has nothing to do with the recent dismissal of my lawsuit against F Parker, we are offering you protection by Vern/Sugar. 

Oops, wrong picture....hold on....here is a better one:

Now, before everyone starts saying Vern is afraid of lawn chairs, posters of cats and birds, and ceiling fans, none of those things will be a threat to TaraBear.  If you still feel you might need a reference for Vern, I can supply the name of our Terminix man, who came into our house last week.  Vern barked at him from the top of the steps when he was in the basement.  He would have come closer, but he was watching the exits like a good watchdog.  When our Terminix man came upstairs, Vern sat right by me on the couch with his paws around me and growled.  If that isn’t A-1 protection, I don’t know what else you want.

Think about it, Ricki.  Let Tara have her picture taken without the shades and come out of hiding.

We can help!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

OMD..Vern is on the way. Get the check in the mail :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Pat. This discussion has spiraled out of control :)

[Becka]

"I hate to butt into someone else's business"
LOL, Laurie.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Becka, I knew someone would appreciate that one...LOL!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

The rest of us have learned to ignore these sorts of ridiculous comments : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Actually, I believe it was the DRC bandanas that originally caused Ricki to change her DK name. It seems that someone may have thought "Ricki" was a male doodle and Tara was the mom, and sent a gray bandana. Although Ricki worked some magic and made that gray bandana very fetching and feminine with a little bedazzling, I guess she decided to make it clear to the world that Tara was the doodle and Ricki was the mom; hence, "Ricki and her doodle Tara".  Anne made Haley "Mr. Haley" after he received a pink DRC bandana, lol.

However, I like Laurie's explanation for the name change better.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

I am a little concerned that "Lustyrock" may sound too masculine and set off a new round of confusion! LOL!

Yes, there are many components that led up to the name changing frenzy. The gray bandana was certainly one of them and thank goodness for bling!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Maybe you could make it "Star LustyRockinMama", lol. However, I do not believe that last names are gender specific. Think about the real last name of the person who started this discussion, for example.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

That's true but in the stripper world (not that I know ANYTHING about it of course) I think the names tend to reference body parts more than real world names. Just want to make it clear that I have no rocks that I know of!!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

PIMPL!!!!

[Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey]

OMD, that would me my bad on the DRC bandanna color snafu.  But if I remember correctly, Mr Haley said something along the line of "real man-doodles aren't afraid to wear pink".  Of course I could have made up that memory to cover up my "oops". :)