Fudge and Vern Invite YOU to Take Part in a Photo Caption Contest WITH PRIZES!!

I know from experience that this is a competitive group here on DK, so I thought it would be fun to have a photo caption contest. Now, I don't have $500 to award the winner like the logo contest, but I have some awesome prizes. Awesome might be stretching it just a bit, so let's just say I cleaned out some closets and found some prizes. The winner of the contest gets to pick from the three prizes shown below:

First up, we have an original Les Used Brush. It is similar to the popular Les Pooch brush often talked about on DK.

Second up is a Lovely Large Hand Holding a Turtle that my sister was kind enough to re-gift to my DD one Christmas:

Finally, the third gift you have to choose from is a classy shirt handed out at my DD's wedding in the hotel bags. It is an XXL and what you can't read in this picture is the word Pennsylvania.

I don't have any fancy judges lined up, although I did make a few calls and got turned down by these three:

So, I guess I will judge for myself, based on the response and reactions I get to the captions. Please be aware that compliments towards the judge will also go a long way in helping you win. I love to hear the words...skinny, tiny, beautiful, and beguiling.

OK, drum roll please......here is the photo I would like captioned. May the best man or woman win!!