Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Hi Vernie baby-How about 2 sisters??? You sound like our kind of fun! I adore your Valentine picture! Give us a howl! Love, Chloe & Myla...

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jennifer, My mom said we just got a new leather sofa and she remembers when your two "angels" chewed your couch cushion, so she said you were just trying to pawn get some sap someone, without a good memory, to take your little troublemakers darlings off your hands. Personally, I would love two girlfriends. Love, Vern

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Dear Vern-Don't let your mom stand in the way of true love by bringing up the past to scare you off! You can't judge a book by it's cover ! We are two petite blondes who would love to teach you to dress and be comfortable with it! We really know how to party just take a look at our page (just don't read those blogs about us-mom was having a bad day when she wrote those:) ) If it was meant to be then it's your decision in the end. I think that we would love to have your inlaws, they sound so fun! Please keep us in mind...Chloe & Myla xoxoxo

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

Vernie-kins - don't you dare let these two blonds lure you away - it's all a trick. They are going to try and remake you. Let me tell ya, Blonds are out! Chocoloate is where it's at! I am all the doodette you need!!

~Sophie

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Sophie-If Winnie is going after Fudge-don't be so greedy! Be happy for Winnie let us have Fudge's brother!! I thought you already had a boyfriend? NO?

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

ahem, sadly no. Hank has moved on after developing a "Bromance" with another dog named Weston. Not even a doodle. humph. Anyway, I'm setting my sights for bigger and better. And a relocation is just what I need to make a fresh start. What could be better than relocating with my brother Winnie? All we need to do is convince mom.

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Penelope would be lonely-anyway we talked to him FIRST!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Vern loves all these women fighting over him :)

[Donna K & Quincy]

Pick me Fudge, we could make beautiful babies, or at least we could if we still had all our parts. I am a fun loving guy who is well behaved (most of the time) and semi well groomed. I love to take long walks, playing ball (my favorite), swimming in the summer, x-country skiing with my Mom, snowshoeing and snoozes on the couch. I have a new antler I will share and I would love to get in on some of those treats your Mom is going to make with your Valentine's present. Of course it would have to be a long distance relationship unless you can come to my house or my Mom and I can come to your house ( she says I'm not going anywhere without her).

I wrote you this poem.

Please be mine darling Fudge

You must have influence with the Judge

I can be your only one

Pick me, pick me, we'll have some fun.

We'll romp and play and have a ball

Don't be shy, give me a call.   555-Be Mine

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Quincy you are good!!!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Quincy, I am swooning. I loves poems, but would have preferred a Limerick :) My mom says she is not sure about your mom coming to our house with you, because she said your mom is pretty damn darn competitive and made fun of her once and made her face go beat red :) LOL I think you are very handsome. Love, Fudge

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

Hey Fudgie-o, I just wanted to add that my mom isn't competitive at all, and will always let your mom win. My mom thinks your mom is awesome, so there would be no MIL drama in our relationship. Think about it!

~Winnie