Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love.

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily. She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park. She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car. After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern. Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud. He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean. It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA. Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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Permalink Reply by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on February 11, 2012 at 11:30pm

Tara, you are probably right cuz if you took both of us we might not add up to Fudge's size. But both of us are really used to larger doods.

Maybe Guinness should team up like Myla and Chloe!

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Permalink Reply by Jane, Guinness and Murphy on February 12, 2012 at 5:16am

Nedderbudder,

You are a really a great guy and friend. There is room is this world for many Princes, so we can both have that title. I think my DM and DD were so scared when I was sick, that now I pretty much can have anything I want. Mom's been cooking me some great food, and all that obedience stuff went "out the window". The only bad thing is that I don't get any treats...just dried up sweet potatoes. It is really nice of you to step aside for me, but I just don't think that would be fair. There are lots of great Doods in the running for Fudge's affection....actually I'm just happy that she's even considering me. So, we just have to wait now for the decision....I hope it's you or me. ROCK ON LITTLE DOODS!

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Permalink Reply by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on February 12, 2012 at 6:35pm

Guinness,

I am so glad you are better. I will be Prince of California and you can be Prince of Connecticut and we can share our princedoms with whoever else wants to be a prince. However Murphy and Clancy get to be our castle jokers, donchathink? They are both bigger and fluffier so they are funnier, while we are more royal (my DM says I am a royal pita - whatever that is). Way cool that you don't have to mind. I am currently testing my rules by trying out counter surfing, trash digging, and attention hogging. I keep getting caught but ....... We could offer to teach Fudge and Vern a few tricks.

Nedderbudder