I Can't Take It Anymore!!

Normally, I am a mild mannered person, content to make few waves in life, but I finally have to speak up. I am being harassed by an ad here on DK and I need to make it stop. Is there a restraining order needed to keep this ad away from me? This is serious. Every time this ad comes up, I feel sick. I wish I could say I have stopped eating, but that is not the case. I just have to shut my computer first now. What is this ad, you might ask? It is for NAIL FUNGUS. YUCK!

I do not have nail fungus, have never had nail fungus, have never searched Google for nail fungus, and I don't take pictures of nail fungus. I am almost afraid to add a picture for fear Google will forever associate me with nail fungus and by trying to stop these ads, I will just get more.

I do admit to big feet and I have posted pictures of them before, but they were covered AND not in nail fungus.

So, I implore you, please DO NOT speak of nail fungus to me. Do not send me funny emails about nail fungus. No pictures of your nail fungus (Sheila and Finnley-LOL). My health depends on it.

Now, who do I need to talk to to get this toe stuff straightened out? Uh oh, now I am going to get ads for hammer toes...and I may or may not have those....although, I accidentally told my DD and SIL that the Podiatrist said I had 9 camel toes. After an unexpected reaction by them and John, who was nearby when I said it, I realized I misstated my condition. It was almost as bad as the time I told John gonorrhea ran in my family, when I meant to say glaucoma. Oh no....now what kind of ads am I going to get? I seem to be digging a hole. Me and my big mouth!

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Permalink Reply by Katie & Roo on July 14, 2014 at 1:00pm

Hahaha

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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on July 14, 2014 at 12:52pm

Consider yourself lucky. The ad accompanying your blog on my screen is for herniated discs. If you ask me it makes TNF, notice I'm hiding the true meaning, sound like a walk in the park.

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on July 14, 2014 at 12:57pm

F, You have obviously not seen the ads that accompany the NF ads :) LOL

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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on July 14, 2014 at 12:57pm

Wow, it' said discussion! Now I know you're serious or you didn't want to be accused of being a serial blogger : )

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on July 14, 2014 at 12:59pm

LOL...I think someone else is outblogging me now :) I have never had 7 on the front page at one time, but you are right, I didn't want to get a reputation or anything.