I Can't Take It Anymore!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Normally, I am a mild mannered person, content to make few waves in life, but I finally have to speak up. I am being harassed by an ad here on DK and I need to make it stop.  Is there a restraining order needed to keep this ad away from me?  This is serious. Every time this ad comes up, I feel sick.  I wish I could say I have stopped eating, but that is not the case. I just have to shut my computer first now. What is this ad, you might ask?  It is for NAIL FUNGUS. YUCK!

I do not have nail fungus, have never had nail fungus, have never searched Google for nail fungus, and I don't take pictures of nail fungus. I am almost afraid to add a picture for fear Google will forever associate me with nail fungus and by trying to stop these ads, I will just get more.

I do admit to big feet and I have posted pictures of them before, but they were covered AND not in nail fungus.

So, I implore you, please DO NOT speak of nail fungus to me. Do not send me funny emails about nail fungus. No pictures of your nail fungus (Sheila and Finnley-LOL). My health depends on it.

Now, who do I need to talk to to get this toe stuff straightened out? Uh oh, now I am going to get ads for hammer toes...and I may or may not have those....although, I accidentally told my DD and SIL that the Podiatrist said I had 9 camel toes. After an unexpected reaction by them and John, who was nearby when I said it, I realized I misstated my condition.  It was almost as bad as the time I told John gonorrhea ran in my family, when I meant to say glaucoma. Oh no....now what kind of ads am I going to get? I seem to be digging a hole. Me and my big mouth!

[Julie, Eloise & Beasley]

Ew!  Quick!  Go do a bunch of happy searches to fix that yuckiness.  I'm getting nice ads right now...I hope all that doesn't change...from reading this post LOL.  :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I hope I didn't jinx you, Julie! Close this discussion and never look at it again. LOL

[Laurie, Wally & Charlotte]

Okay, I must respond, as I, too, am getting ads for nail fungus. The photos are sickitating. Maybe it has something to do with our names. Who else on DK is named, Laurie, and gets bombarded with disgusting ads for nail fungus? I've been squinting my eyes, so that I the image gets blurry, and then I highlight the photo and delete it. It only works for a little while, though, and then those vomit-inducing pictures of gross toenails come back with a vengeance. HELP!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

OMD....it could be our names. Maybe we need to follow F and change it to L :) Help us, Clark and Adina!!!

[Leslie, Yogi & Maci Bear]

I hate all fungus, including mushrooms :-)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Me, too!!

[Sheila & Finnley]

I certainly hope that YOU, are not insinuating that I have nail fungus, and I definitely KNOW you wouldn't drag poor Finnley into your foot problems either. That would be madness. It would be worse then any bird misidentification ever !  I look forward to your heartfelt apology SOON.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL...I was only using you as an example :) Of course, I know you have do not have nail fungus, I think!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Hello Sheila. It took an insult, real or not, to drag you out of the woodwork.

[Sheila & Finnley]

Hi F ! Yup, she shamed me right into coming back ! Not really, I have been needing to get back to my Doodle roots, and reconnect with everyone. So if Laurie gave me that extra nudge, I thank her. So now all I need to do is catch up and enjoy !! Hope that you Calla and Luca are all well

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks we are and I hope you all are too. We miss you in the PG and I'm sure we have misidentified all sorts of birds : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Yep, I have missed these blingees, winkies, and whatnot :) Don't leave us again, Sheila!!