Thank goodness Noah doesn't understand English because his manhood was in question today! We were at the park and met a man with a very nice labradoodle. After all of the small talk intro (where did you get your doodle? What's your doodle's name?, etc.), Noah rolled over and the man said, "Oh, he's a girl?" I said, no, he was fixed early - he's a male. Noah was fixed at 3.5 months and his "manhood" stopped growing after that. The poor guy doesn't look like a male unless you look closely lol.
I was flipping through photos on my camera to show my hairdresser a photo of Pepsi and sure enough, the one that comes up first is the one of him on his back, legs splayed out, in all his glory! First thing I blurted out was "Porn for Dogs!" We got a good laugh out of that one. We could include funny poses like that on the calendar! hee hee!