It's a Miracle!!

I just thought I would share with all of you the big news that somehow Fudge is pregnant.

Didn't I tell you...enough with the balls??

Yes, we had her spayed when she was six months old, but somehow, a miracle has been granted to us and we are going to be grandparents. Now, I know some of you will be crying hokum, but I am sure it has to do with the daily dosage of apple cider vinegar we have been rubbing on her hair to prevent matting.

An Apple Cider Vinegar rub a day, keeps the mats away!

It must have also made it possible for her to start producing eggs again.

It is the only theory I can come up with to account for this miracle. We are pretty sure Vern is not the father because Fudge is his sister and that would be gross and Vern is never gross, which leaves a couple of other dogs in our neighborhood.

Hey, I swear it's not me. I only roll in the straw, not in the hay!

We have two dachshunds around the corner and wouldn’t it be great to have a WienerDoodle and if they turned out to be minis, we could call them CocktailweenieDoodles. What if they turned out incredibly long like a Vienna sausage? How about an AustrianDoodle, not to be confused with an ALD?

Is this the father??

The problem is we can’t rule out a German Shepherd and Beagle that I have seen roaming the neighborhood. Dear lord….I could have a litter of GermanDoodles or Doodles that bay at every little sound, prompting me to call them KnockitoffDoodles.

What if Stewpid the rabbit came back and didn’t realize Fudge wasn’t a bunny and took advantage of my poor girl and I end up with a litter of DumbDoodles? I would rue the day I rubbed that ACV all over my beautiful dog and did not heed all the warnings as I was cleaning up after a bunch of big eared, curly haired, where’s my carrot, bunch of puppies. Please don’t let Stewpid be the father. I see a lifetime of heartache for Fudge trying to track him down for puppy support as he is off gallivanting with every Flopsy, Mopsy, and Bunny that comes along.

Where's Stewpid? He told us he loved us!!

Plus, if they get their poop habits from their father and wind up with Giardia, there isn’t enough time in the day or paper plates on the shelves for me to follow behind them catching pellets right and left for those pellet popping puppies.

I guess we will just have to wait and see about coat types, shedding, colors, ear length, and doodle size, until those little miracles are born. Until then, I am throwing away the ACV so this doesn’t happen again and wishing all of you a Happy April’s Fools Day!!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 1, 2013 at 5:56pm

LOL

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 1, 2013 at 5:56pm

BG, This is so cute. I think Stewpid took advantage of her when she was wearing the bunny ears. (Karen reminded me, it probably happened that way) LOL If she had chocolate bunnies, I might like that :)

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Permalink Reply by Kristin and Sophie on April 1, 2013 at 4:02pm

OMG - when I read your first line I fell for it and thought OH MY - and then realized what you were doing. Very clever and entertaining. Ha!!!! Thanks for the laugh today - It made me smile!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 1, 2013 at 5:58pm

Thanks, Kristin :) I almost got you!

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Permalink Reply by Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty on April 1, 2013 at 5:41pm

OMD Laurie you are hysterical! That was the funniest thing ever! I hope Fudge gives birth to beautiful babies. Winston says he is a little jealous that he is not the daddy.

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 1, 2013 at 5:59pm

Sherri, WinstonFudgeDoodles.....perfect :) Thank you!

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Permalink Reply by Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty on April 1, 2013 at 6:12pm

Winston says that even though they are not his he is willing to help Fudge raise them. He loves puppies and has always wanted to have one, or two, or eight.:o)