It's a Miracle!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I just thought I would share with all of you the big news that somehow Fudge is pregnant. 

Didn't I tell you...enough with the balls??

Yes, we had her spayed when she was six months old, but somehow, a miracle has been granted to us and we are going to be grandparents.  Now, I know some of you will be crying hokum, but I am sure it has to do with the daily dosage of apple cider vinegar we have been rubbing on her hair to prevent matting.

An Apple Cider Vinegar rub a day, keeps the mats away!

It must have also made it possible for her to start producing eggs again. 

It is the only theory I can come up with to account for this miracle.  We are pretty sure Vern is not the father because Fudge is his sister and that would be gross and Vern is never gross, which leaves a couple of other dogs in our neighborhood. 

Hey, I swear it's not me. I only roll in the straw, not in the hay!

We have two dachshunds around the corner and wouldn’t it be great to have a WienerDoodle and if they turned out to be minis, we could call them CocktailweenieDoodles.  What if they turned out incredibly long like a Vienna sausage?  How about an AustrianDoodle, not to be confused with an ALD?

Is this the father??

 

The problem is we can’t rule out a German Shepherd and Beagle that I have seen roaming the neighborhood.  Dear lord….I could have a litter of GermanDoodles or Doodles that bay at every little sound, prompting me to call them KnockitoffDoodles. 

What if Stewpid the rabbit came back and didn’t realize Fudge wasn’t a bunny and took advantage of my poor girl and I end up with a litter of DumbDoodles?  I would rue the day I rubbed that ACV all over my beautiful dog and did not heed all the warnings as I was cleaning up after a bunch of big eared, curly haired, where’s my carrot, bunch of puppies.  Please don’t let Stewpid be the father.  I see a lifetime of heartache for Fudge trying to track him down for puppy support as he is off gallivanting with every Flopsy, Mopsy, and Bunny that comes along.

Where's Stewpid?  He told us he loved us!!

Plus, if they get their poop habits from their father and wind up with Giardia, there isn’t enough time in the day or paper plates on the shelves for me to follow behind them catching pellets right and left for those pellet popping puppies. 

 

I guess we will just have to wait and see about coat types, shedding, colors, ear length, and doodle size, until those little miracles are born.  Until then, I am throwing away the ACV so this doesn’t happen again and wishing all of you a Happy April’s Fools Day!!

[Becka]

Here's another good one (and even has a cute puppy in it!) http://www.google.com/landing/nose/

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Becka, All I see is a girl smelling her phone! This sounds highly believable....I am signing up now, so I can smell my computer, although I don't need to smell gross things, because I have my very own personal gross smell-o-meter named Vern.

[Becka]

Did you scroll down and watch the video? It's very funny. Also, it sounds like the "Don't Ask, Don't Smell" option would be a good option for you.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I love that...."Don't ask, don't smell." I will have to remember that one. Yes, I watched the video. Very funny, but I can't help thinking..maybe someday :)

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Déjà Vu. Yesterday at Easter Dinner, one of my brother-in-laws congratulated me on my miracle pregnancy.
Yes, I am also pregnant! No, it was not the Beagle
Truth- he congratulated me! Truth- I'm pregnant? About as pregnant as Fudge

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL...now that would be something :) Congratulations!! Make sure and rub your tummy with ACV to prevent stretch marks :)

[Elizabeth, Bailey & Bruin]

I never thought to tell my patients when they come in to rub ACV on their bellies...hummm!  Somehow I don't think the hospital lawyers would appreciate me giving "that" kind of advice out LOL

I can just hear me now..."But Judge, it works for doodles"  hehe

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Elizabeth, OK, but you don't know what your patients are missing :) LOL

[Lonnie & Libby Lu]

I'm still laughing and the Easter Bunny Poop, OMD!  

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Lonnie. I used to give out reindeer poop gifts to the teacher's at school and ghost poop (marshmallows), too. I never thought of bunny poop for Easter. Darn it! LOL

[F, Calla & Luca]

O M D!,,, I love the cocktailsweeniedoodles. BTW did you rule out the rooster you have around? You might be brewing cockadoodle doodles. Anyway, you could try rubbing ACV on Fudge's nether regions and you might have the pregnancy magically disappear. Other wise I am afraid you might be drummed out of DK since the members are rabid about irresponsible breeding-- oh wait you are too. Such a dilemma. I am calling Law and Order SVU to look into this.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL....I almost used the Rooster. He is in my foyer, because I thought the wind would blow him over yesterday and when I went around the corner last night, he scared me to death. Good idea about the nether regions. I had been rubbing it on her tummy to prevent stretch marks, but that could work, too :) Tell Detective Benson I said Hi!