It's Time for Oscar Night! Let's Pick the Winners! CONTEST ALERT WITH PRIZES!!! UPDATE!!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

SECOND UPDATE: Please see the new turn of events just announced in a new discussion!!! BUB's saga is starting to read like a suspense novel....twists and turns all over the place!!

UPDATE:  THIS JUST IN.....Karen was nice enough to tally up the winners and she and Jane (Rooney and Stuart) tied for first place. Karen has decided, after much consideration, that she does not want Brad and conceded the victory to Jane. Jane, private message me your address and Brad is on his way to your house to live a life of luxury...ride the golf carts, meet the gators, play with Rooney and Stuart, and make all the other women jealous in your neighborhood! Congratulations!! I hope BUB and you will be very happy!!

Sunday is Oscar night in our household. I watch every year and usually get mad at who wins, but this year I thought it might be fun to have a little contest. Of course, we need a prize and I have the perfect one for the gal or guy who has everything. Everyone can use a friend, especially one who is not judgmental, is always a good listener, never long winded (unless you release his valve), and likes to spend time with you. No, I am not offering my services, but I do have the right guy for this occasion and his name is Blow Up Brad!

Keep in mind, when inflated, he does not look exactly like the guy on the box, but he could still be useful if you ever find yourself driving on I-95 and need one more passenger to get in the HOV lane. He is also available to sit at the dinner table with you, so you never eat alone again, and he will never pick his Ipad2 or Kindle over you, so you have time on your hands to think of stupid contests. 

Please be kind to Brad, if you are the winner. He has already been rejected by a friend and my mother and returned to me. His ego is bruised and he needs a loving home. Please note he is potty trained, sleeps in a box, and just needs a good pump from time to time to realize his full potential.

Pump is not included in this offer!

Alright, now here is all you need to do to play. Pick the Oscar winners BEFORE the Oscar telecast and Monday, I will tally up the entries and let you know who won and who gets Brad. Good luck. I can't wait to get rid find a wonderful home for a wonderful inflatable guy. In case of a tie, I will choose the winner based on who I like better  a question I come up with after the Oscars. 

Here are the nominees:

BEST PICTURE

‘The Artist’ ‘The Descendants’ ‘Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close’ ‘The Help’ ‘Hugo’ ‘Midnight in Paris’ ‘Moneyball’ ‘The Tree of Life’ ‘War Horse’

BEST DIRECTOR

Woody Allen, ‘Midnight in Paris’ Michel Hazanavicius, ‘The Artist’ Terrence Malick, ‘The Tree of Life’ Alexander Payne, ‘The Descendants’ Martin Scorsese, ‘Hugo’

BEST ACTOR

Demian Bichir, ‘A Better Life’ George Clooney, ‘The Descendants’ Jean Dujardin, ‘The Artist’ Gary Oldman, ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy’ Brad Pitt, ‘Moneyball’

BEST ACTRESS

Glenn Close, ‘Albert Nobbs’ Viola Davis, "The Help" Rooney Mara, ‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ Meryl Streep, ‘The Iron Lady’ Michelle Williams, ‘My Week With Marilyn’

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Kenneth Branagh, ‘My Week With Marilyn’ Jonah Hill, ‘Moneyball’ Nick Nolte, ‘Warrior’ Christopher Plummer, ‘Beginners’

Max Von Sydow, ‘Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close’

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Berenice Bejo, ‘The Artist’ Jessica Chastain, ‘The Help’ Melissa McCarthy, ‘Bridesmaids’ Janet McTeer, ‘Albert Nobbs’ Octavia Spencer, ‘The Help’

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

‘A Cat In Paris’ ‘Chico & Rita’ ‘Kung Fu Panda 2’ ‘Puss in Boots’ ‘Rango’

BEST FOREIGN FILM

‘Bullhead’, Belgium ‘Footnote’, Israel ‘In Darkness’, Poland ‘Monsier Lazhar’, Canada ‘A Separation’, Iran

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

‘Man or Muppet’ from ‘The Muppets’ ’Real in Rio’ from ‘Rio’

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I liked her speech, because I had just finished saying, "oh no....not her...I wanted Viola Davis!" to my husband. She must have heard me.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Karen, always such a giving person......

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Here's the final list of winners:

BEST PICTURE

‘The Artist’

BEST DIRECTOR

Michel Hazanavicius, ‘The Artist’

BEST ACTOR

Jean Dujardin, ‘The Artist’

BEST ACTRESS

 Meryl Streep, ‘The Iron Lady’

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

 Christopher Plummer, ‘Beginners’

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Octavia Spencer, ‘The Help’

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

‘Rango’

BEST FOREIGN FILM

 ‘A Separation’, Iran

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

‘Man or Muppet’ from ‘The Muppets’

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Karen, Thank you for figuring this all out for me. YAY! I will let Jane know the good news in the morning :) Brad would have loved JD, I am sure!! LOL

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

JD has never destroyed anything in his life (well, not counting shrubs and grass). I would have hated to have to encourage him to break that record.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

Sigh............good bye Brad we could have had a good life! Sob sob sniff sniff... Be good to Jane
I never did well dating guys that started with a B anyway! J 's are much better!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Uh oh....I am not sending you my husband, Jennifer :) His name starts with a J!! Sorry you didn't win!

[Jennifer and Jack]

Lol that's okay Laurie my blow up man is out there somewhere! All the best men in my life started with J's lol this was hysterical and fun as always!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Catch me on a bad day and I may send my DH your way :) LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

Oh I will forever be grateful for my two J's I had I think I need a new letter....I have to retire the letter J ... Lol you are so funny!!!! Maybe I will,try Z or something...

[Bonnie and Kona]

But not JACK! No retiring that J fella!