Nice tiara, Karen! I never really thought of you as the tiara type...hmmm. Jack Doodle is an Illegal? Who knew? Anyway, I think you guys were totally robbed! You are the clear winners. We need to do something about those immigration laws!
Boy, you two are good. Lucky thing Jack's a standard, though, some of those maneuvers are tricky. But aren't you on my side in the naked versus clothed doodle debate? I'm surprised, too, to find out Jack is an illegal alien. But lots of athletes seem to compete for countries other than the one in which they live. I am sure we can get a petition going to the Olympic committee and you'll have full DK support.
Okay, I lied. Jack was disqualified because he's a doodle. F, I do agree, but I had to try to pass him off as a human with the clothes & the wig.
And then there was that little matter of his urinalysis...something about "performance enhancing drugs"....
Oh no, Jack I am soooo shocked that you of all doodles joined the ranks of sports infamy. Well, I'll let your mother deal with this. P.S. Did I tell you that Luca is trying out for the Mets? They need some serious help and Luca, who never even heard of PED, is an amazing catcher.
Yes, I told the dopey doodle that catching a ball was his natural skill, but he says they won't let you use your mouth, and he has trouble with those mitts.