Kids say the darndest things

[Star and Goldie]

My 2 and 1/2 year old daughter has been cracking me up lately with some of her out of blue comments. Last night when I tried to get her to go to bed, she looked at me and said "Mommy you know sleeping is not my favorite thing to do, only biking is".

I was laughing so hard I was nearly in tears. She was soooo serious. The funny part is, I have no idea how she came up with biking. We haven't even went on any bike rides since summer and even then it wasn't often.

Here a few of her other comments that cracked me up:

"I love you more than chocolate milk and I reeeeally love chocolate milk"

"If we could eat stars and moons what do you think they would taste like? I hope not bologna sandwiches"

And my personal favorite that is wise beyond her years:

"I need to call the doctor and ask her to make your belly big again so I can get back in there because I was happy in your belly, wasn't I? I like to laugh in there"

What are some silly things your little ones have said?

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

I must meet Silverlyn.  Well actually, I want to steal her away forever.  My daughter was very precocious verbally.  Silverlyn brings back such wonderful memories. 

[Star and Goldie]

Ah, yes! I will have to post a video of some of her random conversations that she has! She'd love to meet you too! She's quite the social butterfly; but I don't think she'd let you steal her forever. She loves her momma too much... more than chocolate milk... so that says alot;)

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Drat!  Loving moms better than chocolate milk can't be topped.... except maybe grandmas who spoil and let them do anything? Nah, not even then.. Maybe I could just borrow her for a while and get my kid fix.

[Linda, Webber and Seda]

OK, Nancy, I have one for you.  When my youngest son was three years old we were going through the night time routine with him in bed.  He looked straight into my eyes and said, "Mommy, I love you to the end of counting".  I will never forget that moment.

The first email I got from him when he went to college was:  Te amo hasta que terminen los numeros.  Which, of course, means the same thing in Spanish.  

[Star and Goldie]

Awww this sounds like it belongs in a childrens book! So cute!

[Adina P]

She is hilarious!  You should totally come up with some interview questions and post the video here.  I did that with my daughter twice, separated by 6 months and it's pretty funny.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

I went back to college when Courtney was 4 and one of my sociology classes filmed interviews.  Hers was so cute.  I wasn't able to get a copy.  You are lucky to have Natalie's forever.

[Adina P]

I told my 3 year old i would miss her baby self and little girl self a she grows bigger. She smiled and responded "yeeaah but you'll have your grandkids."

[Lonnie & Libby Lu]

"Out of the mouth of babes" how sweet Adina!

[Bonnie and Kona]

OMD! How do they come up with this stuff? Our grand kids keep us in stitches.

[Star and Goldie]

Haha. That's so funny. Sounds like our daughters would get along great. Love the sense of humor at this age!

[Adina P]

Mine does best with quiet girls that let her boss them around ;-) haha