Ladiesand Gentleman Mr and Mrs Brad....

Ladies and Gentleman.. Not to make you jealous, or weep with envy.. but my BUB came today, for those of you unaware... Brad was up for winning if you guessed who was going to win the Ocsars right... NO>> I didn't guess right, not even close but Karen ( Karen and Jack) and Jane ( Jane Rooney and ) were in a tie for him.. For some silly reason on Karen's part.. She decided to forfeit BUB to Jane.. and well Jane, in not wanting to make her husband jealous ( and because she is exceptionally awesome) decided that I being the only one willing to admit I have a pole in my house, and really wanted Brad should be allowed to have him...

Thanks to Laurie.. and Mr Laurie... BUB showed up at my door priority... My first order of business was to get Brad' blown up.. Typical male needs the women to pump him up...(thankfully he came with a mini pump that Mr Laurie put together for me attachments in all..

The excitement was too much to take, It has been so long since I had a male to boss around, I mean have as a partner.... The first order of business is

I thought I would sit him down over a glass of wine and tell him what a typical day is like for me...

After we polished off the bottle of wine.. I had to put him to work.. I don't understand how anyone would not want Brad.. First job of the day is laundry...

After he started the wash... I decided I was hungry, ( dang prednisone ) I asked Brad to cook me a steak.. Brad hopped right on it and grilled me up a delicious steak, you know like the kind Dori (Dori and Rua eat every Friday night)

I then told Brad, that I am just plain sick and tired of being the only one in this family that has to be connected to hoses, tubes and machines all day long, Brad being the loving kind soul and not wanting to be deflated, quickly offered to take over my treatments for the day.

This is Brad doing a nebulized treatment one of eight I would have had to do today.. and that vest strapped to him actually blows up like him and shakes the crud out of your lungs literally for 30 minutes a time three times a day. While he was doing that... I quickly realized, Brads lungs are already full of air, so alas I must do my own treatments .. His job was to by my eye candy..... and my pole dancer.. Now ladies try to contain yourself.. This brings sexy to a whole new level.

Now instead of having a plain IV Pole I have Brad attached to it doing his dancing for me..

It was time for Brad and Jack to meet... Neither was to thrilled to meet each other.. Jack was okay with him because lets just say in the man department, well even Jack has him beat there, so Jack did not feel threatened.

Next Ladies I needed my garbage taken out,, You know I forgot how good it is to have a man around the house.. OH Braddddd could you please take the garbage out??? But of course he said...

My what big muscles you have Brad,,, thank you for taking out the garbage... One last thing.. I need you to vacuum for me... Do you know how to Brad??? Why Yes Queen Jennifer anything your heart desires, your wish is my command..

Thank you Brad please Vacuum yourself out of the room and leave no foot prints.

Braddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Jack would like to go for a walk now, It is a little warm for him to exercise so please make sure he does not wear himself out

When Jack pulled off not having to walk but having his new dad push him around , He could not help but LOL... He was trying to think of ways he could bark up orders for BUB too...

And now Ladies and Gentleman, Brads last task of the day before he gets put back on the pole where he will stay.. was to draw me up a bath...

Thanks to Laurie and Mr Laurie, Jane and Karen, Now when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night.. I will have this to look at..... (when I took a nap today and woke up, lets just say I momentarily forgot about Brad