Liver Treats with Side Effect Warnings:UPDATE!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Well, I took a chance and ordered the liver treats ignoring the good advice I received here on DK to avoid them due to the potential of serious side effects:

Ingredients: Natural bison liver.

WARNING! Upon feeding Paw Naturaw natural bison liver chips your dogs may learn to open kitchen drawers and cabinet doors or crack combination locks in search of more.

COMMON SIDE EFFECTS: After feeding Paw Naturaw bison liver chips you may notice a dramatic spike in your dog's TWPM (tail wags per minute). An increase of up to 200 TWPM is not uncommon and need not be cause for alarm. TWPM will gradually and organically reduce in rapidity over time.

FYI, dogs fed Paw Naturaw organic bison liver chips may develop mind-reading capabilities. After feeding your dog its first Paw Naturaw treat it may arise to no surprise that with each treat thereafter your dog may embark into old and new tricks seconds before you speak the command aloud in an attempt to speed along the process.

 The treats arrived today. Tara had one taste and unfortunately suffered an immediate side effect. One not even mentioned on the label. . At the age of three, Tara has NEVER torn up paper that she finds on the floor. I can leave or drop any paper on the floor and never be concerned that she will tear it up. WELL, below is the evidence of this serious side effect and what is left of the envelope the treats arrived in today. And you can see there is NO regret showing on her face which is very troubling.

I should have listened to you my friends...

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Yes, I'm thinking this may be another side effect...they give your dog an "I don't give a #@$%" attitude!

[Bonnie and Kona]

hilarious, Ricki or is it Shericki. I'm having trouble keeping up.

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

Ha ha she looks pretty proud of herself...I can hear her sayin "lookie at me BANDIT! I can tear up paper betta 'dan uhooooo!"

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Let's hope they don't decide to get into a paper shredding contest!!! OMD!

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

Tara, Ricki, Tara, Ricki.....wait a minute....now who is who again!!!  I just couldn't resist!!

 

Ricki, I think you should tell Tara where those treats are, otherwise paper may never be SAFE again in your house.  Just look at that sweet innocent face. 

[Donna K & Quincy]

LOL, I can just see Ricki waking up in the morning to a ransacked house. We'll have to stay tuned for those pictures.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

If you hear that a small tornado touched down in Medford Oregon you'll know...

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

She might take the cat as a hostage until we turn the treats over to her!  What have I done???

Oh and BTW...ha, ha HA!! LOL

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

I'd say put her on the next plane to Texas!! I'll put an end to that horrible horrible behavior! I promise...

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

YES! Tara needs to visit TX! Rosey and Knox will set her straight!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

I would send her but the airlines won't let her fly anymore because of her felony record. Remember the Winnie the Pooh incident and now this...otherwise she would be on her way!  Looks like Knox and Rosey will have to come to Oregon!! hee hee!

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

Bandy is crying his eyes out that he isn't invited:(:(