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Molested by a cat again!
I dont know what it is about me. But whenever I go to a persons house who has a cat I get molested by the cat! I am not a cat person. I would never harm a cat and I dont dislike any animal on the planet (except things like, ticks, fleas, lice, mosquitoes...etc...lol) But I am not a fan of the feline. Yet whenever I go anywhere where there is a cat and a houseful of people the cat directly approaches me (and often me only - no kidding!) and will, rub up against me, purr, jump on my lap - I push it away and it comes back! I dont get it! Do they sense my distaste and want to torture me? LOL.
Cat lovers are probably thinking "why on earth does this person not find cats fabulous!" Well they are kind of creepy and unhygienic the way they can walk on kitchen counters after digging through litterboxes and killing plague carrying vermin, and shed fur in the butter dish. I stuff right up, get itchy eyes, and want to wash my hands after being in a cat house. lol. They are aloof and independent and poop in my garden. My dog does not go into the fenced yard across the street and poop in their strawberry patch. Yet their cat does that to my yard. Nothing can keep the cats out of the yard - so they are a socially rude pet. People who own cats shrug and think "oh well" when they know their cats are pooping in other peoples yards thinking "what can you do" This would never be acceptable for a dog to do. "Oh well Rover crapped in the Jones strawberries, what can one do" Shrug Shrug. If my dog passing by the lawn, on a walk, pooped on that persons lawn edge I would be expected to immediately pick it up. Yet somehow it isnt right for me to phone Mrs Jones and request her to come dig all the cat turds out of my garden bed for me. Yep not a cat fan, I think they should have stayed, lions and tigers and never been domesticated. lol
Dogs always want to either show me immense amounts of affection or stare me down (creepy) LOL. I dont know why I find a dog stare of a strange dog unnerving but I do .
Cat lovers are probably thinking "why on earth does this person not find cats fabulous!" Well they are kind of creepy and unhygienic the way they can walk on kitchen counters after digging through litterboxes and killing plague carrying vermin, and shed fur in the butter dish. I stuff right up, get itchy eyes, and want to wash my hands after being in a cat house. lol. They are aloof and independent and poop in my garden. My dog does not go into the fenced yard across the street and poop in their strawberry patch. Yet their cat does that to my yard. Nothing can keep the cats out of the yard - so they are a socially rude pet. People who own cats shrug and think "oh well" when they know their cats are pooping in other peoples yards thinking "what can you do" This would never be acceptable for a dog to do. "Oh well Rover crapped in the Jones strawberries, what can one do" Shrug Shrug. If my dog passing by the lawn, on a walk, pooped on that persons lawn edge I would be expected to immediately pick it up. Yet somehow it isnt right for me to phone Mrs Jones and request her to come dig all the cat turds out of my garden bed for me. Yep not a cat fan, I think they should have stayed, lions and tigers and never been domesticated. lol
Dogs always want to either show me immense amounts of affection or stare me down (creepy) LOL. I dont know why I find a dog stare of a strange dog unnerving but I do .
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Permalink Reply by Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey on
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Ya know cats have rules they live by. They even have published a manual. Section 11.3 reads:
11.3 GUESTS
Quickly determine which guest hates (or is allergic to) Cats the most. Sit on that lap. If you can arrange for particularly bad "tuna breath" (or extra dander), so much the better.
For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select fabric which contrasts well with your fur. For example: white-furred Cats go to black wool clothing. NOTE: Velvet takes precedence over all other cloth.
For the guest who exclaims, "I love kitties!", be ready with aloof disdain, apply claws to stockings or arms, or use a quick nip on the ankle.
When walking among the dishes on the dinner table, be prepared to look surprised and hurt when scolded. The idea is to force your humans to reveal that they tolerate this behavior when company is not there.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything -- just sit and stare.
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Permalink Reply by LuvMyAbby&Kaela on
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LMAO!! omg that is so funny!
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Permalink Reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on
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Not just hilarious, but true!
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Permalink Reply by BetteB on
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Very true! Cats don't bother me too much, but I am allergic to them, so they always seem to gravitate toward me.
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Permalink Reply by Chris & Boys on
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Of course they sense your disdain and are torturing you! And of course, if you say anything to their person, they will think you are rude and crazy because their precious is only showing you affection, after all, they are not trying to hump your leg or anything! LOL! I think the cats only poo in your garden when they cannot find a child's sand box first.
I grew "unappreciative" of cats after my sister lost her job and had to move in with me. She would leave the water drippiing/barely running all day, so if he wanted a drink, he would have fresh water all day. She would pet him on the kitchen counter, bathroom counter, wherever he wanted to be. She would cut him pcs of meat before my kids and I had a chance to get our plates filled ........I could go on for days. While she lived with me, my son developed allergies and asthma (within 2 months of them moving in) and of course, she refused to get rid of the cat, so my son has been on daily meds for asthma and allergies for the last 6 years. So, I completely know how you feel, because I have been there! I have even woken up with his butt in my face last time I went to Chicago to visit her. LOL - so trust me, I firmly believe they do it on purpose.......they are smarter than they let on to be!
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Ewwwww! Butt in face! Yuck double yuck since their vermin/bird killing makes them succeptible to tapeworm. (feeling ill)
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Aw yes, that cat is lucky to be alive, trust me. And by the way, thanks for making me feel ill as well. Yep, sister gets pissed that every time I visit, I am constatntly wiping off her kitchen counters and tables!
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I have a cat although I am not a cat person, either. I got her as a pet for my miniature poodle, and she is still here 15 1/2 years later. I hate the litterbox; there is really no suitable place for it, and I constantly have litter all over the bathroom floor. She is part angora, and sheds like nothing you've ever seen. And poor Jackdoodle is allergic to her.
On the plus side, she never gets sick, never needs to go to the vet, and never has to be walked. She doesn't bark, drip water all over the floor, or tear up the lawn. And if the situation arose, she could be left for hours on end without a problem.
Cats always seem to be attracted to the person who is least interested in them. Since they are so aloof and independent themselves, they are naturally drawn to someone who is hard-to-get. Or maybe they are just evil and deliberately go out of their way to annoy people who don't like them.
My cat, however, never leaves my house, and it really gauls me to see cats wandering loose in the neighborhood. The same laws apply to cats as to dogs in my area, but nobody ever seems to complain or enforce them. I would raise hell if some cat was leaving disease-ridden turds all over my yard, and I would definitely complain to the owners if I knew who they were.
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Poor Karen! LOL! Between Jack and the cate you must look like a polar bear exploded on you when you wear black LOL.
As far as the turds I have mentioned it to the cat owners and they literally do shrug. and say "what can you do" One person, one time had the gaul to tell me that they were allergic to their own cats so could not use a litter box and keep the cat inside. I have kids that dig and play in a yard that attracts cats. Annoying!
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Even worse, the cat is black. So my dark clothes are covered in blonde doodle hair, and my light colored clothes are covered in black cat fur. I absolutely can't win.
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LMAO! PLease dont tell me you are a waitress that is made to wear white tops, black bottoms to work.
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Poor Karen, you just can't win!
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