Mother Needs Good Home Until After Doodle Calendar!!

[Hayley Arnold]

Does anyone want my mother (Laurie, Fudge, and Vern)?  This is the worst time of year for me with the upcoming Doodle Calendar submissions. I am only allowed to go on the pontoon boat with her if I bring my camera.  She makes me takes pictures in the rain and yells at me when the Doodles don't cooperate, which is often. If anyone is available to take her until after September 23rd, it would be greatly appreciated.  I would also like to send along the Doodles so I do not have to photograph them anymore.  If the arrangement works out, you can keep my mother, but we want Fudge and Vern back. 

Here is what you would be getting:

Sincerely,

A Much Abused Photographer/Unhappy Daughter

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Go ahead then and come on!  The last place I want you going is to Camilla's!  Oh, wait, I just remembered your dogs are both labradoodles, right?? We're not competing for the same space!  Whew...I can now relax!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Besides, having Laurie in your home might lead to something a lot stronger than coffee if you know what I mean.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Doris, You are so darn competitive. I will never understand it....LOL!!

[Bonnie and Kona]

Haley, You have quite an issue on your hands! I cannot imagine what it would be like to be in such demand. I am the world's worst photographer.  I would love to take your mom and the doodles for a few weeks to give you a rest. Besides if you stop taking pictures maybe there is a chance Kona and Owen could be in the calendar. Send all three of them out here soon! I know Owen and Vern will have a ball getting grimy and Kona and Fudge can lie on the couch watching in disdain.  hugs and doodlekisses to a much abused and unhappy friend. 

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

I got my degree in Crime Scene and know how to hide the body; call me if you need me.

[Carol and Banjo]

What

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

See in school they teach you how everyone does everything wrong and this is why they get caught SO if you take some pointers from the guys doing it wrong.......you get the picture.

 

But neither here nor there, I love Luarie and would guard her with my life so Laurie, if you need a vacay, come on down to Florida.

[Carol and Banjo]

Marnie......That was supposed to read "What a COOL degree!!!!   If I had my life to live over that's the direction I'd take."    DH is a retired cop and has always told me that criminals always make mistakes and that's their downfall. 

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

I bet your DH could tell you some stories, girl!  Even though they're bad guys, you can't help but laugh at some of them.  I got into because I always wanted to be a cop but as I'm now fat and old I figured I'd let the young bucks chase down the bad guys and ship them to me when they're done.  Besides, I get enough back talk at home, I didn't wanna get back talk at work, too. 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thank you, Marnie. You had me worried there for a minute....LOL!!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Or Hayley you can come stay at my house, it's quiet here. Bring your camera, we only have one very well behaved doodle who needs calendar submissions!