My Humping Days Are Over!

[Linda, Charlie Brown and Beau]

About 2 months ago, I was playing with my blue monkey on the footstool and started to bounce up and down on him.  I was having a great time, when I felt my mom lift me up and say “Oh no you don’t!  Let’s go outside and play ball!”  I was ok with that.  But since then, I have to admit I have been caught red-handed many times!

Last weekend, my sister and her husband came to visit for a long weekend.   I do love my sister, so I took my stuffed elephant over to her and started “playing” with him on the footstool.  I heard my sister shriek “Ewwwweee! What is wrong with him (I know she means me)?  When did HE start doing that?”  Then I feel my mom’s arms around me and she carried me into her bedroom and laid me on the bed.  I thought she was going to give me a tummy rub, but instead she examines my penis and gets a little streak of blood on her hand – not much, just a tiny bit.  Then I hear her say softly, “well, my little man, you are going to the doctor first thing tomorrow”.  Ok, I love to go to the vet – I play with the office cat there – yeah!

We did go to the doc yesterday (but I did not even see the cat) and the doc took one look at me and said, “Ouch -Charlie B you have everted your penis tip with your mounting behavior”. Then she looks at my mom and says that possibly I had a chemical reaction to something I rubbed it against.  Long story short, I had to have a pain injection and then stay there for a while and they did all sorts of things I did not like (they even put sugar inside my penis – apparently this reduces inflammation (who would have thought??).  Then everything was cleaned out.  2 hrs 24 minutes later I was ready to go home.  When my mom came in, I did not make eye contact with her.  I am mad she brought me in for this.  We went home and I laid around for the rest of the day.  I did not feel like eating or drinking.  I did go outside with my mom and dad for wine time, but I just wanted to lay on the chaise with my tiger.  As you can see from the photo, I was not happy!

Update this morning ~  I still feel bad and still do not want to eat.  My mom found the antibiotics she thought I swallowed last night in my muzzle this morning when she was brushing my head and now she is not happy about that!  The doc called to see how I am doing a few minutes ago and she suggested my mom try putting the pills in a piece of hot dog.  Yikes, is she kidding!  My mom is cooking me some chicken and rice right now hoping I will want to eat.  I think I just want to rest for a while.  I am sore and so tired.

Have any of you other doods had this experience?

Oh, by the way, I heard my mom and dad talking and they agreed if they see me even considering humping, they will be working as a team to redirect me. 

Oh that is just great – I think my humping days are over,

Charlie Brown

 

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Wow, Charlie, I am so sorry this happened to you! I have never done that humping thing and now I'm glad I didn't, it sounds like it could be very painful!  Maybe it's a good thing that your humping days are over!

I hope you feel better soon.

Your friend Jackdoodle

 

 

[Linda, Charlie Brown and Beau]

Thanks Jackdoodle.  I think you are smarter than I am!  If you never start something, you do not miss it - I was suspect anyway.

C.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Charlie Brown, I know this is not funny, but I giggled a little when I read your blog. Oh dear...what a day you had. I hope you feel better soon.

[Linda, Charlie Brown and Beau]

Laurie ~ you are like my mom (she giggled a little too)!  Not funny ~ I can tell you!

C.

[Vivian & Mojo]

Oh no Charlie, my mom just read me this post about what happened to you from humping... I'm so sorry about all the icky things the vet did to you...and sugar who would have thought! I think she thinks hearing about you it may deter me from humping her leg and my stuffed toys all the time. She tries to redirect me but I'm way to focused. Mom had me neutered a few days ago hopping my humping will stop. I will be careful not to hump too hard. I sure hope you can eat that chicken, sounds yummy.

Fell better

Mojo

[Linda, Charlie Brown and Beau]

Thanks Mojo.  I hate to tell you, but I was neutered at 7 weeks!  Yikes, I know!  I hope your procedure went well and you will be able to get out there and run with your friends.

[Vivian & Mojo]

Mom peeked at the neuter site today and was happy so I guess I'm healing but darn the t-shirt pants she makes me wear...I feel like a doodle dork and plot ways to get even. I snatched them from her when she took them off for me to go potty and tried to eat them...grrr can't wait till this is over already!

[Linda, Charlie Brown and Beau]

That is scary ~ I hope I get better real soon and do not have to wear any dork shorts!  I do hope this will be over for both of doods real soon! P.S. - my mom made me the chicken & rice - I turned up my nose to that, but I did then eat about 2 tbls spoons of beef.  I know my mom is worried because I have not had anything to eat since yesterday breakfast, but I just do not feel like eating.

[Nicky, Riley & Boris]

Right, I'm not even going to let Riley see this post as he doesn't know what humping is and I don't want to give him any ideas lol.   I do hope you are all better very soon.  Nicky x 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Well, given the problems it's caused maybe it's just as well that your humping days are over. Maybe you can find a less stressful amusement. Do you like to read?

[Linda, Charlie Brown and Beau]

Oh, I know, I know!  And, no, reading just does not do it for me.  But playing ball and playing in the water - I can do that when I get better.

[Elizabeth, Bailey & Bruin]

Oh Charlie, I am so sorry to hear about your "injury"...Feel better soon!

Thankful I'm a little lady

Love,

Bailey