Should Vern be the Next Bachelor??

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

It was recently suggested by a couple of members of DK that Vern be the new Bachelor on the ABC TV show.

I have mixed emotions about this, because Vern is never leaving home and that means his new love is going to have to live here. Because of that, I have to take Fudge's feelings into consideration and she is not always fond of Vern's playmates. It would take a special gal to win all of our hearts because we definitely are a package deal. I also feel in all fairness to all concerned, Vern be up front about some of his requirements and his inclinations.

1) Vern is a big drinker and doesn't care if the water comes from his water bowl or the toilet.

2) Vern is a night owl. Expect to be up every night for some reason or another.

3) Vern is a high roller as well as a low roller. In other words, Vern will roll anywhere and in anything, including hay (If you know what I mean).

4) Vern is very masculine and protective of those he loves.  He is on duty 24/7 and will alert you to every noise, every car in the driveway out of place, even if it is the resident car, certain things on TV and you will never know what those things are until his bark causes you to almost have a heart attack, dogs he sees in the mirror, dogs he sees in the window glass, owl posters at the vet's office, men in lawn chairs, random people including those he knows, and anyone with a hoodie or hat.

5) Vern can be pushy.  If he sees somewhere he wants to be, he gets there. If you are in his way, so be it.

6) Appearance means nothing to Vern and that will become apparent to you after spending a few days with Vern.

7) Vern can be dirty. Very dirty!

8) Vern is a lover.  He is big on PDA.

9) Vern doesn't always brush his teeth. That may be a problem after he eats Kleenex or mud.

10) Vern is very close to his sister and that bond can not be broken.

Vern is looking for a gal who accepts him just they way he is, because there will be no changing our Vern. This gal must be fun loving and like to dance. Vern is a big dancer. Oh, and we will not split his sweet potatoes, cheese, or Spud's cookies. Don't ask!

After all of this, please tell us if you think Vern should be the next Bachelor. Remember fame can ruin dogs. I heard Lassie was loose and free, if you know what I mean. Rin Tin Tin was married numerous times and fathered many puppies out of wedlock.

I won't even ask if Fudge should be the next Bachelorette, because she is far too classy to end up on that show. She is a smart cookie who knows her on mind and what she wants. After all, a gal who dresses as smartly as Fudge won't need any help in the love department. She has got it going on.

Still, Fudge would like to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day, even though she opts out of being the next Bachelorette!!

[Lori, Quincy & Frankie]

Fudge looks like Pippy Longstockings!  LOL - I think Vern should remain a confirmed bachelor.  Laurie, you would be quite the MIL! 

[F, Calla & Luca]

She already is : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Lori, I am sure I am my son-in-law's favorite MIL :)

[Rosemary (Ro) and Enzo]

Vern, my man.....Play the field, keep the ladies guessing...you are, after all, a free, toilet water drinking, ga-Doodling, Spirit.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Vern likes this idea a lot :)

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I think Vern is more discerning and has higher standards than most of the Bachelors on the show, but let's face it Laurie none of those Bachelorettes would be good enough for him.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jane, I am not sure how discerning Vern is, but I don't think I want to share him. You are right. Those girls would scare Vern :)

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I so agree with you, Jane. 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Happy Valentine's Day to all of you. I loved the pictures but I am not sure about the romance. Calla also is never going to leave home. Any man she lives with has to be willing to share food and sleep through the night. So in our opinion Vern should withdraw his candidacy and just keep you happy.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Vern doesn't share food, so I think Calla and he would not do well together. Too many fights over food, although Vern finds Calla stunning :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

She secretly adores him and thinks he is so handsome : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, Calla is not only beautiful, she has good taste too!