Snap-Caption-Post

[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

F, you really do The Shirt proud! Good job! I love the artwork you added to your signature, too...wish I'd thought of that!

 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks, do you think Rembrandt is wishing he had my talent : ) Well, maybe Granma Moses is turning in her grave.

[Becka]

"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about..."

[F, Calla & Luca]

Ha!

[Bonnie and Kona]

LOL!

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

I love it! can't wait for the captions!

[Shannon and Finn]

Sorry, can't resist...

"Mom said she ordered us our own robes!  Chest bumps, buddy!"

[Doris]

too funny!

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

good one!

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Now that's funny!!

[Shannon and Finn]

Also, when I first saw the post I thought you were going to ask for captions on the first picture and I thought I was going to have to throw out a, "Are you mom enough?" caption (with the recent TIME cover).  whew, glad I avoided that embarrassment.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I'm glad too. Jeepers : ) That was some provocative cover. I overlooked the misinterpretations of the photo. But really Calla has big teeth!