Snap-Caption-Post

[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[Gail and Bailey]

Best dancing ever!  Takes me back to high school!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Gail, You must be younger than me....LOL!!

[Gail and Bailey]

I was talking about the original Dirty Dancing.......it takes place in 1963 and I graduated from high school in 1965.  I am 65,  so you are lots younger than I am!!  :)

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

What?? The Patrick Swayze version wasn't the original?? this is the first I'm hearing of this lol!

[Gail and Bailey]

Sherri...I am mistaken,  there is only one Dirty Dancing.  When I looked it up to see what year the story supposedly took place, I saw the subject Dirty Dancing Remake and assumed there was a remake....but I guess they never did it.  There was a sequel called  Dirty Dancing Havana Nights  ....I never saw that one but my DH says it "bombed" at the theater.  You just can't beat Patrick Swayze!

[F, Calla & Luca]

No you can't at least not in that movie.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Me too.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thank goodness I am younger than someone.....LOL :)

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Hi F! I've been gone awhile and glad I caught your tshirt pic! Love it!

Nothing clever to say-just wanted to tell Luca that Chloe has a picture just like that! DH said there's something wrong with me for even thinking of that! Not so much...

[F, Calla & Luca]

We are all a bit off : )) Glad you're back.