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[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[F, Calla & Luca]

For dogs : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Nobody puts Luca in the corner! or

Nobody puts Calla in the corner!

[F, Calla & Luca]

I loooved that movie. Good one.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Me, too! I once sat through it twice in the theater :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

i've watched it several times, rare for me, at home. I guess I'm a sucker for those romantic rescues of a sort. I loved the Last of the Mohicans too : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I just remember that as being gory. Lots of killings....am I wrong? Madeline Stowe and Daniel Day Lewis?? I loved Hope Floats.

[F, Calla & Luca]

You are right. I didn't see Hope Floats.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

OMD...Harry Connick, Jr......you'd better rent that one :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

I'm supporting Netflix by having the same one movie waiting to be watched for at least 8 months now: )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Hopefully, it is Hope Floats :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

That's part of the problem. It's the Boy in the Striped Pajamas. It's supposed to be good but depressing. I'm never in the mood for a depressing movie.

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

awe man. My parents wouldn't let me watch it at first, and then made me leave the room during certain scenes. It's funny because now kids are exposed to so much more 'detail' than what you get in this movie. This movie is one of my all time favourites. Cheesy, but so 80's and so good!