Snap-Caption-Post

[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Don't give them easy ways out or is it in?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

LOL, they're already mentioned ACV somewhere here!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Gail, When F says occasionally, she really means daily.....LOL!!  Some people are now trying to get the most "hokums" in one year, so she has slowed down in giving them :)

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

It's cruel for those of us you who are so hokum-needy.

[Lucy & AnnaBelle's Mom]

We were just watching a rerun of The Big Bang Theory and Sheldon used Hokum!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I love that show and I think I saw that episode. Does Sheldon remind you of F? LOL

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

I heard it used on TV awhile back too!!! So funny to hear it somewhere other than here!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Really, I didn't make it up : )

[Bonnie and Kona]

Of course you didn't, but you do use it expertly and frequently in reference to apple cider vinegar. 

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

No but you made it infamous!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Bonnie, ACV is a hot button for her!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I love to use ACV for my dogs. I use it for everything...ear infections, maintaining balance in their digestive system, runny noses, and for parasites. Is that wrong? Oh, and once I slipped some in my DH's coffee as an aphrodisiac. WOW..that was some night!! LOL