Snap-Caption-Post

[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks Bonnie : )

[F, Calla & Luca]

No Laurie, it is about what we would expect from you : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

F, I added to my response. Make sure you read it all the way through....and then go ahead and give me one :) LOL

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Laurie, I just want to know if you put any ACV on the back of his neck. ROFL

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Karen, Not exactly....LOL!! I have the perfect response in my head, but I will keep it clean :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Laurie, you mean my dear brother was provoked to beat you ?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

F, I never provoke your brother :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Laurie, you are trying too hard.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

That is what your brother said after I gave him the ACV.  OK, I am stopping now. There is something really sad about a 55 year old woman typing on her computer on a Friday night and laughing at her own jokes :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Go see my new discussion. You can laugh at someone else's joke.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Great job of modeling The Shirt and still retaining your dignity! 

If Calla is trying to read the shirt in the first pic I think she may be a little farsighted! :)

I'm so happy to see that DK has corrupted you to the point that you will now post a poop picture! Our mission is complete! LOL!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Nearsighted but who's counting: ) Yes, I am beyond the pale and my morals are fried.