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I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

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Well if you have have any questions ask. I have occasionally said hokum to some nonsense posted and of course the hokey pokey is that ancient silly dance, that not everyone is old enough to have suffered through.

Oh, and a number of us have "known" each other for several years now so we know quirks and such of each other and poke fun at each other a lot, but only at the people we like : )

I was just kidding....... I am definately old enough to have done the "ancient" dance the hokey pokey!! ....but I am still figuring out what is deemed to be hokum.  :)   I just get a kick out of all you guys!  I love it here on DK!  

 

We do too.

Allow me:

"Hokum" is a word used frequently by a certain DK'er (F!!!!) for a comment to a post that she feels is hokum worthy. Hokum meaning:

1.
out-and-out nonsense; bunkum.
2.
elements of low comedy introduced into a play, novel, etc., for the laughs they may bring.
3.
sentimental matter of an elementary or stereotyped kind introduced into a play or the like.
4.
false or irrelevant material introduced into a speech, essay, etc., in order to arouse interest, excitement, or amusement.


Recently certain other DK members have started a cyber "Hokum" contest here on DK, competing to be awarded the most hokums from F in a single year. Therefore the hokum has become much coveted and some of the less honorable types set themselves up to receive a hokum on purpose. It has become quite ugly really and you will probably see examples of this is many discussions now that you know to watch for them. Keep an eye on Laurie (Fudge/Vern) and Pat of Traveler they are particularly pathetic wily. :)

LOL!!  I'll be watching!  Thanks!

I just posted a comment and you must have been posting at the same time :) Pat is the stinker, not me!! LOL

How the worm has turned! No mention of your dishonorable self here : )

The gloves are off when it comes to hokums!

I'll admit it...I actually googled the word "hokum" to see what it ment ; )

Elizabeth, Did it say this?

LOL Laurie!

The easiest way to get a "Hokum!" response is to post something from one of those "alternative" medicine websites, especially the ones that have junk science "explanations" of why this miracle product/technique will cure whatever it is that needs curing. Those kinds of posts have even occasionally gotten a "Hokum!" from me, lol.

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