TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS!

I received this in my email today - I thought I MUST share!!!!!

'1'   Blaming your farts on me.....
       not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'   Yelling at me for barking.
       I'M A DOG!!

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'3'   Taking me for a walk, then
       not letting me check stuff out.
       Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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'4'   Any trick that involves balancing
       food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'   Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
       Now you know why we chew your stuff
       up when you're not home.


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'6'   The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
       You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
       a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
      surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


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'8'   Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
       Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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'9'      Dog sweaters. Hello ???
          Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'    How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
         Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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       Now lay off me on some of these things.
       We both know who's boss here!
       You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

         EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
         A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
         CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!