What rhymes with tick or limerick redux, or what to do rather than your work on a hot afternoon.

[F, Calla & Luca]

You've got to be quick

if your dog gets a tick

Remove it right now

Or gee holy cow

It might embed on his d...

 

It could then enlarge

and lead to discharge

It'd be a big pain

How would you explain

Who knows what the vet would charge?

 

Come on add your limericks. Thanks J for the inspiration.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Are we talking about a clock that ticks

Or the other tick that makes me sick

Clocks are for geezers

Most ticks need tweezers

Here we go again with the Limericks

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Ricki, Answer me please if you dare

Are you out at another Country Fair

Being a Hippie

And acting Dippy

I just know you are out there somewhere

 

[shelly]

LAURIE.... you put the Laur in the ricki! LOL

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

I'm back from my nap now.  I think I might have to wait until I try to type and I am tired, again.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

There once was a tick from St. Clair

Who thought he could fly through the air.

But when he tried

Well, he up and died

'Cause he got squashed by a bear.

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

From the Tick:

You don't have to be a prick

When you talk about us Ticks

Just sweet and tiny and dark

We don't carry on or bark

Not at all like your Doggie

Just pick us off when we get soggy

So when someone calls us Dicks

Just think of us as Ticks.

[shelly]

Not much of a limerick, but a true rhyming story!  think I'll stick to videos! LOL

 

Mom screamed and yelled. I thought someone was hit.

And then I heard 'that word'.. uh,huh..she said it.... $hit!

I know what that means, and it can't be good!

I wanted to run, if only I could!

She had me stuck - her knee over my head....

Then I heard her yell someone get me some bread!

HUH? Bread you say, now there's a treat that me likes!

She held me down and pulled my hair - Oh boy...YIKES!

She held that "thing" right up to the light

Then put it in a bag and crushed it with all of her might!

A tick, a tick! she yelled -NO!   How can that be?

And then I heard something that I thought I never would hear,,,,"That's it!  She's getting cut short!"

She couldn't be talking about ME!!!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Good rhyming story.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Good job all. I knew you would picks up the balls.

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

We may need to take this discussion to Warped Humor.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I know, I thought of that. Could we?

[Susan and Sasha]

I've always hated ticks...

They even walk on sticks!

If Sasha ever got one...

It really wouln't be fun!

Ticks really make me sick.

 

They crawl and they creep...

They don't make a peep!

Trying to latch on...

Sucking...Sucking holding on

They get you while you sleep!