Where Did My Friend Request Go?? I am Marching to the West Coast to Get to the Bottom of This Problem!!

The other day I had a friend request and excitedly clicked on my request and I was directed to a list of all my friends. The computer would not tell me who was asking to be my friend and now, my request has left the building. Listen, my kids tell me all the time that the majority of my friends are imaginary or cyber friends. It doesn’t matter to them that I can rattle off facts about many of the members or their dogs; they still shake their heads sadly at me and hold up their fingers in a big L for Loser.

I get so tired of telling them that Karen said this about dog food or F said that about Julia Roberts or Jane is working hard with Murphy or how Ricki pronounces Tara’s name, only to have them say, “mom, do you have any friends that others can see?” I told them these are real people and we have come together because we love Doodles and of course, the daughter with the French Bulldogs said, “oh, that is right…what is the name of your group again?….Nuts with Mutts?” She knows darn well, we go by DoodleKisses and I am pretty sure her husband and she sat around one night rhyming words that go with nuts, insane, crazy, bonkers, or kooky, and this was the best they could come up with between them. Personally, I prefer Bonkers for Doodle Honkers, but I am keeping that to myself because that kid does not need any help.

No matter what I am called by my family, I like when I get a friend request and now it is gone. I am sure that person thought, “The heck with you, lady! Who do you think you are ignoring my friend request?” but I didn’t ignore it, some gremlin inside DoodleKisses was working overtime to thwart all my efforts to find a new friend.

So, I am taking a moment and singing at the top of my lungs in the direction of Washington to the tune of Papa, Can you Hear Me?

Adina, Can you hear me?

Adina, Can you see me?

Adina, Can you find me in the night?

Adina, Are you near me?

Adina, Can you hear me?

Adina, Can you help me not be frightened?

Looking at my computer I seem to see

One friend request, who is it now?

I can’t respond to you

Although I have tried so many times

Now, that I’m alone

Friend, Please forgive me

Try to understand me

It was out of my control

Can’t you hear me praying?

That you come back to me

Please listen to what I’m saying

And give me one more chance

Adina, How I love DK

Adina, How I need my friends

Adina, Can you hear me?

Adina, Help me understand

Adina, Can you hear me??

I am not saying I am a bad singer, but what I lack in pitch and tone, I make up for in volume, and I guarantee if I was at Adina and Clark’s house and happened to be singing this song to them in person, they would ask me what it was going to take to shut me up. All I would say is, “I just want my friend back!!” Remember, my daughter lives in Oregon. It is really not that far to go to sing a friend a song.

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Permalink Reply by Bonnie and Kona on April 28, 2012 at 10:23am

I know you are not a fan of coffee, but I just snorted it through my nose.

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 28, 2012 at 10:46am

Bonnie, I told you coffee was bad for you :) LOL

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Permalink Reply by Carol and Banjo on April 28, 2012 at 2:18pm

LMAO.....love it Bonnie! Hahahaha.....

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Permalink Reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on April 28, 2012 at 10:24am

LOL, Laurie, all of our kids seem to think that we have lots of imaginary friends. My DD is has a much more polite term for us than yours does, though; she calls all of you "The Doodle People".

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Permalink Reply by Bonnie and Kona on April 28, 2012 at 10:27am

We have an ongoing argument with my DS about whether or not dogs go to heaven. (I don't know how this person came out of my womb!) so I try not to mention DK to him. My DD has finally joined us in the crazy doodle people land.