Dumb Blonde (Doodle) Jokes

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I'm not saying Jackdoodle is dumb, but...

When his big wagging tail hits against the wall and makes a thumping sound,
He barks and runs to the front door.

Got any good ones about your blonde doodle?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Two blonde doodles were walking in the woods when they came across some tracks.
"Look", said the first blonde doodle, "Deer tracks!"
"Those aren't deer tracks", said the second blonde doodle, "Those are rabbit tracks!"
And then they got hit by the train.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

ROTFLMAO

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

At the dog park one day, a group of dogs was surprised to see a blonde doodle dragging a car door. The doodle propped the car door up against a picnic table and started off to chase his ball.
"Hey," called a boxer, "What's with the car door?"
"Oh," said the doodle, "Later on, when I get really hot, I can stick my head out the window."

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Too funny! I am trying to be quiet while my DH sleeps and its not working!!! Where do you come up with this stuff??

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Just rewrote a couple of old politically incorrect jokes to make them fit, lol! I'm glad they made you laugh, you're my audience of one tonight!

[Linda,Yankee & Finn]

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

What can you even say to that!!!!!! OMG it is great. I am supposed to be studying. It is not happenin'

[Linda,Yankee & Finn]

Well, they are blondes so it fits. Pardon the expression!