The Madness Continues...Puppy Poop Tale...

Chopper had an assplosion while I was running errands today. Only gone 2.5hrs I came home to poop splattered walls, chair, crate, carpet and water bowl! Chopper was soaked in his poop from his ears to his paws. He literally was dripping poop. :O

First I had to lay towels on the floor to the porch and take him outside. He jumped up and put 2 poopy paw prints on my shorts then once I had him tied outside to bathe him he shook showering me with more poop. :'O Waaa!!! Gross!!!!!

Luckily my husband came home early to help and just laughed at the situation because I was about to call it a total loss, burn the whole house down then call animal control to come get the stray dog in my yard but he has a microchip and they just would have brought the little pooper right back. :/

We had to take apart the crate which is one of those fancy covered crates : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003XMW5SM/ref=oh_details_o07_s00_... that had poop on every inch because he was scratching at the door latches trying to get out sending poop flying in every direction. How could there be so much poop??!!

Next we steam cleaned the carpet and my chair, showered and then drank heavily...ok j/k on the last part.

Chopper seems fine now. No idea what he got into or if he was just upset that he was put in his crate and abandoned. This was not the first time I put him in there for that long. Other than barking he never had any issues in there before. :S Goodtimes!

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Permalink Reply by Kimberly Cook on June 5, 2013 at 11:36am

Haha Bella...oh yuck..how much?

Permalink Reply by Kimberly Cook on June 5, 2013 at 11:35am

My 9yr old was the first one on the scene. As I am trying to carry bags in from the car he announces to the whole neighborhood, "OMG! Chopper S**T in his cage! Gross he is stepping in it too!! It's everywhere!!The whole house smells like S**T!!"
Thanks Brendan.... :/

Then last night as I finally was ready to climb in bed this is what I found:

All three boys in our bed with you know who's ass on my pillow as comfy as can be. Really?! Good thing I washed him but good. ;)
This is another first. He has never jumped up on the bed. He usually sleeps on the floor right next to me or my husband.
I have a feeling there will be many more firsts ahead of us. /:)