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Great Men Quotes!
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
~Madame de Staël
If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
~ Doris Day
I think...therefore, I'm single.
~Author Unknown
Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
~Author Unknown
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
~ Margaret Thatcher
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
~Rita Mae Brown
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
~Author Unknown
I never married because there was no need. I have 3 pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
~Marie Corelli
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
~ Cher
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
~Madonna
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
~Elayne Boosler
Men are like...Blenders...You need one, but you`re not quite sure why
~Author Unknown
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a j****** to pay for it all.
~Mae West
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
~Tracy Smith
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
~Author Unknown
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
~Robin Williams
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain.
~Author Unknown
Three wise men - are you serious?
~Author Unknown
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
~ Roseanne Barr
The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!
~Cher
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
~Author Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
~Natalie Wood
If they can put a man on the moon why can't they put them all there?
~Chocolate Waters
Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
~Roseanne Barr
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
~Author Unknown
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
~Sharon Stone
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~Author Unknown
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
~Lana Turner
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.
~Anita Wise
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
~Lupe Velez
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
~Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1960
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
~Camille Paglia
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
~Alice Thomas Ellis
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
~Helen Rowland
The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one."
~Rita Rudner
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.
~Author Unknown
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
~ Billy Crystal
Some of us are becoming the men we want to marry.
~Gloria Steinem
If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.”
~Gloria Steinem
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
~Lily Tomlin
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
~ Gwyneth Paltrow
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
~ Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
~ Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
~ Rita Rudner
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
~ Lara Flynn Boyle
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
~Carrie Snow
"When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living."
~Helen Rowland
It's a man's world, and you men can have it!
~Katherine Anne Porter
~Madame de Staël
If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
~ Doris Day
I think...therefore, I'm single.
~Author Unknown
Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
~Author Unknown
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
~ Margaret Thatcher
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
~Rita Mae Brown
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
~Author Unknown
I never married because there was no need. I have 3 pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
~Marie Corelli
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
~ Cher
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
~Madonna
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
~Elayne Boosler
Men are like...Blenders...You need one, but you`re not quite sure why
~Author Unknown
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a j****** to pay for it all.
~Mae West
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
~Tracy Smith
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
~Author Unknown
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
~Robin Williams
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain.
~Author Unknown
Three wise men - are you serious?
~Author Unknown
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
~ Roseanne Barr
The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!
~Cher
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
~Author Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
~Natalie Wood
If they can put a man on the moon why can't they put them all there?
~Chocolate Waters
Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
~Roseanne Barr
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
~Author Unknown
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
~Sharon Stone
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~Author Unknown
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
~Lana Turner
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.
~Anita Wise
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
~Lupe Velez
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
~Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1960
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
~Camille Paglia
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
~Alice Thomas Ellis
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
~Helen Rowland
The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one."
~Rita Rudner
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.
~Author Unknown
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
~ Billy Crystal
Some of us are becoming the men we want to marry.
~Gloria Steinem
If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.”
~Gloria Steinem
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
~Lily Tomlin
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
~ Gwyneth Paltrow
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
~ Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
~ Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
~ Rita Rudner
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
~ Lara Flynn Boyle
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
~Carrie Snow
"When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living."
~Helen Rowland
It's a man's world, and you men can have it!
~Katherine Anne Porter
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