A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

PIMPROTFL!!!....I LOVE YOU WOMAN!!......Merry &^%*ING CHRISTMAS!...LOL!!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Jacquie Baby, a stocking full of wishes there'll be, from me,
You've been an awfully good girl,
Jacquie Baby, so have a Merry Christmas tonight!

Jacquie Baby, your snarky comments always ring true, that's you,
Thanks for all that you do,
Jacquie Baby, and have a Merry Christmas tonight!

Think of all the good you've done,
All the homes for dogs who before had none,
Next year there could be even more,
If a day had thirty hours, not twenty-four.

Jacquie Baby, just one more thing we wanted to say- Hooray!
For all the laughter you bring.
Jacquie Baby, we wish you Merry Christmas tonight!


Wishing you & the Blakester the best Christmas ever!
We love you!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

and YOU?!!!???.....LSHIFWPIMP!!!!!!( laughing so hard I farted while peeing in my pants!!)

Karen, WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?!! I LOVE YOU MY FELLOW AA and SNARKY COHORT!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

(sung to Jingle Bells)

Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, clark, woof, arf

Bark, bark, bark,
Arf, bark, bark, bark
Bark, woof, clark, woof, woof.

Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, clark, woof, arf

Bark, bark, bark,
Arf, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, clark, woof, woof.

[Instrumental interlude]

Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, clark, woof, arf

Bark, bark, bark
Arf, bark, bark, bark
Bark, woof, clark, woof, woof.
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, clark, woof, arf

Bark, bark, bark,
Arf, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, clark, woof, woof.

Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, woof, woof, arf
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, arf
Bark, bark, clark, woof, arf

Bark, bark, bark,
Arf, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, clark, woof, woof.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Somebody really needs to put one of those music player thingies in here! All this talent deserves accompaniment!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Done!!! Well for Jingle Bells anyway!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I love this! I absolutely love it! I am going to spend the whole day here!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Here's another one.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

What talent! But then, they ARE poodles!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Sorry, that's as close as I could get. No singing doodles on YouTube. I figure Poodles are half way there.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Yes, I meant it in a good way! That's the half where the talent is, lol!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said Jack Doodle to little Blake,
"Do you see what I see?
On my mommy’s screen little Blake?
Do you see what I see?
My mom, my mom typing in the night
To a bald head shining so bright
To a bald head shining so bright.

Said little Blake to Rosco boy ,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Clicking all the time Rosco boy,
Do you hear what I hear?
My mom, my mom typing through the night
I’ll remind her that I’m here with a bite
I’ll remind her that I’m here with a bite

Said Rosco boy to the mighty Thule
"Do you know what I know?
In our palace warm, mighty Thule
Do you know what I know?
Our Dad, our Dad is DK’s new hero
And doodles everywhere must be told
And doodles everywhere must be told

Said the mighty Thule to doodles everywhere,
"Listen to what I say!
Bark for peace, doodles everywhere,
Listen to what I say!
Its' Clark, It's Clark typing in the night
He will bring us goodness and light,
He will bring us goodness and light."