A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Oh Come, All Ye Faithful

O come, all ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to DK online;
Come and behold him,
Clark the King of angels;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Clark the Lord

Sing, DK angels,
Sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye citizens of DK online;
Glory to Clark
In the highest;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Clark the Lord

See how DK angels,
Summoned to his fan club,
Leave their doodles waiting for walkies and treats;
We do neglact them
To type our snarky comments;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Clark the Lord

Hero for us sinners
Who rant and cause big trouble
We would embrace thee, with love and awe;
doodles are still waiting
while we type our comments
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Clark the Lord

Yea, Clark we greet thee,
online every morning;
Clark to thee be glory given;
Hero of the Doodle
His man boobs now appearing;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Clark the Lord

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Clarkie The Bald Man ( to the tune of Frosty The Snowman)

Clarkie The Bald Man is a jolly happy soul,
With a smart, hot wife with a button nose
and three dogs who love him so

Clarkie The Bald Man is a fairy tale, they say,
but his fan club grows cause the angels know
how to Photoshop his face.

There must have been some magic in the
comments that he made
For when they read the the things he said
They joined the Clark tirade!

Now Clarkie The Bald Man
is alive as he can be
And the angels say "we can laugh
and play!" in the DK community.

Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Watch the fan club go!
Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Typing to and frow

Clarkie The Bald Man
knew just what to say that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
we'll have some fun
making baddies "go away."

Down to the forum,
with a comment to reply,
In a concerned tone
in the discussion zone
He really gave it to this guy!

He taught the DK crew, a thing or two
About being Doodle Cops.
When he told that back yard breeder to just go to hell and "Stop!"

Then Clarkie the Bald Man
sent the a****** on his way,
and he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you try
to be a member of DK."

Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Look at Clarkie go!
Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Letting the truth be known!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

You have outdone yourself! (And me, too, LOL!) A classic for years to come! Generations from now, doodle lovers all over the world will sing songs celebrating the Legend of Clark! Immortality awaits you!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Yeah...my funny friend Diane always says this about me. " YOU AIN"T RIGHT!"..lol and to others she's always saying " SHE AIN"T RIGHT!" ( points to me with funny look on her face..)

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

What talent! I love it!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

(Sung to “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer)

Baddie got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our site Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Clarkie, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged him just to go.
But he'd forgot his medication,
and he staggered in the door to steal the show.

When we found him Christmas mornin',
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Clark marks on his back.

Baddie got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our site Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Clarkie, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Clarkie.
He's been treatn' us so well.
See him in there watchin' doodles,
readin' posts and playin' games, he is so swell.

It's such a Christmas without Baddie.
All the doodles, white and black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his cards or send them back?
(Send them back)

Baddie got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our site Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Clarkie, we believe.

Now the doodles on the table.
And the members dance the jig.
And make up songs and have some fun,
Santa’s really Clarkie in a wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who sells doggies off the shelves.

Baddie got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our site Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Clarkie, we believe.
(Sing it Clarkie)

Baddie got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our site Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Clarkie, we believe.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

You guys have absolutely put me to shame! Brilliant, masterpiece, amazing, none of these come close! The talent here is beyond imagining! I am humbled by the company I keep!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Or are we all together in our insanity?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Well...that, too!

Peeing my pants laughing! (Hey...new acronym? PMPL???)

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

Looks like "pimple" easy to remember! PMPL

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

At first I thought of "Peeing In My Pants" but that makes a really nasty one, lol! Or we COULD do "PIMPL"!!!
What do you think?

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Nuttin' For Christmas

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Members of DK are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I put some hair on Clarkie’s head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I pissed off people with things I said;
Somebody snitched on me
Pissed off everyone in Arkansas.
When I said they should all be on “Hee Haw”
Ripped apart people who feed dogs “Raw”
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Members of DK are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

Tell off BYBs without a care
Somebody snitched on me.
Karen and I are quite a pair!
Somebody snitched on me.
I give em hell with no disgrace
Make em scared to show their face
My discussion posts are all erased!
Cause somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Members of DK are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
On DK I'll be going straight;
On DK I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Clark and Adina are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad on DK I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!