A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Oh "a good man" has been on my list for a long time...I just don't think that the "manufacturer" makes them well.....So many recalls!....So many broken parts!.....limited waranty!....damage!.......I've had to return each and every one of them only to have the same problems with the replacement!...So frustrating!....You think the manufacturer would do a little "market research" and ask the female demographic how they can improve the product!......Maybe if they would figure out that the battery needs to be in the head mechanism not between the legs of the product where it's currently located!.....

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I couldn't agree more...and even in its current location, that battery seems to "die" waaay too soon!
PIMPLMAO!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

ROTFLMAO!.....So true!.....I don't think that the manufacturer has figured out the most efficient distribution of power with the product yet.....

[Leslie and Halas]

They don't even come with instructions, because they've managed to throw away their own instructions before they even arrive, because "Who needs instructions?" And the electric models are no better. The cord makes them feel "tied down." And the memory chips are known to fail, too.

[Leslie and Halas]

I just got back from my Christmas tree hunt (I was able to capture one) and I see all of these great songs! You are all so very creative! It takes me forever to think of one verse, and you guys are whipping these up like it's nothing!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

In the first month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
How Clark became our hero.

In the second month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the third month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the fourth month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the fifth month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the sixth month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Six ear infections,
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the seventh month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Seven months of friendship,
Six ear infections,
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the eighth month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Eight newborn puppies
Seven months of friendship,
Six ear infections,
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the ninth month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Nine blogs added
Eight newborn puppies
Seven months of friendship,
Six ear infections,
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the tenth month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Ten photo slide shows,
Nine blogs added
Eight newborn puppies
Seven months of friendship,
Six ear infections,
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the eleventh month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Eleven stool discussions,
Ten photo slide shows,
Nine blogs added
Eight newborn puppies
Seven months of friendship,
Six ear infections,
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

In the twelfth month of DoodleKisses,
It started to make sense to me
Twelve calendar pages,
Eleven stool discussions,
Ten photo slide shows,
Nine blogs added
Eight newborn puppies
Seven months of friendship,
Six ear infections,
Five weirdo’s scared-off,
Four rescued doods,
Three slide shows,
Too many food discussions,
And Clark became our hero.

Ok, so we have only been at this for seven months, but it seems like longer.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

PMPLMAO! AND ROFL, TOO!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

I KNOW! It's too funny.

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

LYNNE!!! OMG!...LMAO!!

You forgot "One Bitch Complaining"........tee hee hee

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

When I really cracked up was when it got to "six ear infections"!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

Ahem!...I did add "We the Broads of DK Online"....it was originally" We THREE Broads of DK Online "...meaning...GUESS WHO!...lol....but I thought it was better to keep it general....For some reason it posted above The 12 Months of DK...

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I forgot! I have to go listen to some version of it on Youtube, because I don't know the tune to that one! I like to sing along, you know, especially when it's about me!!! LOL!