A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

"Tis the season to have fun at The Official Clark Pearson Fan Club! Join in the merriment and good tidings! Write a letter to Santa Clark, or as he's known to those of the Jewish faith, Hanukkah Hairless. Ask for everything that fat guy didn't bring you last year! The doodles have their Santa Paws...this is for US! Forget about world peace...here in our own private utopian society, we already have it! So ask for something really good! Climb up on Santa Clark's virtual knee*, and let your imagination run wild! Let's sing some carols! Display some artistic talent! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you favor, and join us for A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS!
(* in the interests of maintaining my friendship with the administrator of Doodle Kisses, virtual lap dances are expressly forbidden)
LET THE HOLIDAY PARTY BEGIN!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

You guys are killing me! How am I going to tear myself away from here? It's 1:30 here and I haven't eaten a thing yet today!
I love, love, love it!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

I completely understand. I really need to pee but you guys keep giving me PMPL's and "pizzles." What did we ever do for fun before DK?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

We were "alone in our insanity"!!

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

And now we have companions to our insanity!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

We The Broads of DK Online ( to the tune of We Three Kings)

We the Broads of DK online
are, bearing posts to keep them in line
Forum readers to back yard breeders,
Suffer our wrath and cry.

Oh, Broads of wonder,
Broads unite
with Clark and his bald head shining bright
Adina's leading, we’re proceeding,
To try to have the perfect site.

Clark is our King on DK’s plain,
Where indiscriminate breeders are slain
Words so clever, ceasing never
DK Broads rule and reign. .....

Oh, Broads of wonder,
Broads unite
with Clark and his bald head shining bright
Adina's leading, we’re proceeding,
To try to have the perfect site.

Doodle wisdom to offer have we,
and Clark he is our Deity
posts and praising, awareness raising
Still some of them just don't see!, oh.....

Broads of wonder,
Broads unite
with Clark and his bald head shining bright
Adina's leading, we’re proceeding,
To try to have the perfect site.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Amazing! I just listened to the original on Youtube, and you have it down to the exact same ending words on the chorus! It is indeed a masterpiece...."Perfect Site" will enter the popular vernacular! Bravo!

[Jacquie Yorke (DRC)]

It's the workings of a very sick mind.......Coupled wth the fact that I NEVER get laid anymore!......lol

[Leslie and Halas]

Hey! Put that on your Santa Clark list! It wouldn't be DIRECTLY from Santa Clark, of course, but maybe he could arrange something for you. How do you feel about elves? I've heard they leave their shoes on.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

What are we to make of that last comment, Leslie? We know you asked Santa Clark for shoes, but we thought you meant for YOU to wear; it never occurred to us that you may have had something else in mind....

[Leslie and Halas]

Ohhh, yeahhh. I should have been more clear on my list. I need tiny shoes, pointy on the end, with red and green stripes, and maybe some bells. But not a ruffle around the ankle - that's just weird.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

ROFLMAO!!!

[Leslie and Halas]

It makes sense when you learn that I own that Rudolph costume.