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As you may know our resident humorist and blogger, Laurie of Fudge and Vern fame, recently had the idea that she was somehow the new incarnation of E B White. Now she has had many good ideas but this wasn't one of them. I think it was a brainstorm with some electrical static.

E B White wrote for the New Yorker, wrote a few wonderful children's books,  and was one of the authors of a book on English usage. Does this sound like Laurie? I hear a resounding no in the background.

This is what he looked like.

I guess he did like dogs but does he look like Laurie? I hear a resounding no in the background.


EB White also said some witty things.

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."

"Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts."

"To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year."

Now that last one to anyone who has read Laurie's writings makes any resemblance preposterous. Why she has 7 Christmas trees (at least I hope it was Laurie who said she had this many trees)  : )

So while a was flossing my teeth last night I had my brilliant idea. Allow me to digress, oh you can't prevent me : ) I find that while riding my lawn tractor, driving, taking a shower and yes, flossing my teeth, ideas flow. The ideas do not always seem brilliant when the activity is over but this one passed the test of time, namely one hour. Our Laurie is the new incarnation of Erma Bombeck. E B for sure, I don't know where the White came from except for said electrical static.

"Erma Bombeck, who found the funny in the everyday experiences of being a wife and mother".

Many on DK are too young to remember her but she was very funny. She not only came from the midwest like Laurie, but as usual with my Laurie connections, Laurie even resembles her. Maybe the midwest has a small, but select, gene pool : )

She liked dogs too although she said, " He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas." Unlike our Laurie though, Erma did say:

"My dog, Harry, has a problem. He is the only dog in our block who is a dog.All his other canine friends are next-to-humans who wear little sweaters, watch their weight and are literally members of families. They have high IQs and do extraordinary things. This is making my dog neurotic." Sadly, Laurie does dress her dogs, a lot.

Erma Bombeck was extremely witty too, but not more so than our Laurie. She said:

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'." Sounds like Laurie blogging away, no?
"Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids." Sounds like Laurie in her always flattering recollections about her girls.
 
"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex." Sounds like Laurie, end of discussion.
Erma wrote columns and books such as The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank. And, All I know about Animal behavior I learned in Loehmann's Dressing Room.
So I rest my case. Laurie is not the next EB White but the next Erma Bombeck. Long may her career thrive.

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Comment by F, Calla & Luca on July 22, 2014 at 7:41pm
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Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on July 22, 2014 at 7:18pm

Awww...I loved re-reading this one :)

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on July 22, 2014 at 6:58pm

: )

Comment by Lonnie & Libby Lu on July 22, 2014 at 6:56pm

A dead ringer F!   Laurie is DK's Erma Bombeck!

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on September 2, 2012 at 5:33pm

I'll second the votes.

Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on September 2, 2012 at 5:28pm

F, I would start voting people off the island....LOL!!

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on September 2, 2012 at 5:26pm

I tried to change things Laurie. Now it's your turn : )

Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on September 2, 2012 at 5:23pm

Thanks, Deanna & Donna!! F, They roll off even faster now.

Comment by Deanna & Desi & Cori on September 2, 2012 at 9:53am

F - BULLSEYE!!!! 

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on September 2, 2012 at 8:16am

Tanks so much Donna. I do try to laugh at things, you need to in this life. Occasionally I travel over to the dark side of the page. I do prefer discussions but they roll off the page like oil on a doodle's back.

 

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