Senior Humor

Senior Texting Codes:

ATD: At The Doctors.

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair.

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth.

CBM: Covered By Medicare.

CGU: Can't get up.

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center.

DWI: Driving While Incontinent.

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers.

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was.

FYI: Found Your Insulin.

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low.

GHA: Got Heartburn Again.

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement.

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out.

LOL: Living On Lipitor.

Comment

Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on August 12, 2011 at 12:27pm: SDLMTYAMBM Sit down, Let me tell you about my bowel movement!

Comment by Deanna & Desi & Cori on August 12, 2011 at 12:02pm: ... and Joanne - so you've met my mother? (re: WFA)

Comment by Deanna & Desi & Cori on August 12, 2011 at 12:01pm: Tina - I'm thinking there's an interesting story behind your acronym - WORN!! Shall I call your neighbors to get details?

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on August 12, 2011 at 7:13am: Who knew we had so many acronyms waiting for an outlet.

OLR! old ladies rock!

Comment by Donna K & Quincy on August 12, 2011 at 6:29am: IFHTS-I forget how to spell, see below for example. EASTER

Comment by Donna K & Quincy on August 12, 2011 at 6:28am: STWIPT- So that's where I put that.

ICHMOEE- I can hide my own eater eggs.

Comment by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on August 12, 2011 at 5:10am: WDICIH   Why did I come in here?

WMK       Where's My Keys?

WMA       Where's my Anything?

GS           Gravity Sucks

Comment by Jane, Rooney & Stuart on August 12, 2011 at 4:57am: WWJD - what was Jane doing?

Comment by Nicky, Riley & Boris on August 12, 2011 at 12:08am: WMG Where's my glasses.

These are hilarious!

Comment by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on August 11, 2011 at 10:19pm: DIHD - Did I have desert?

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