Senior Humor

Senior Texting Codes:

ATD: At The Doctors.

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair.

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth.

CBM: Covered By Medicare.

CGU: Can't get up.

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center.

DWI: Driving While Incontinent.

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers.

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was.

FYI: Found Your Insulin.

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low.

GHA: Got Heartburn Again.

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement.

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out.

LOL: Living On Lipitor.

Comment

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on August 11, 2011 at 8:36pm: You go girl, clearly you are on a tear.

Comment by Joanne ~ Spud* on August 11, 2011 at 8:34pm: BFCLU-Boobs Falling Can't Lift Up

Comment by Joanne ~ Spud* on August 11, 2011 at 8:34pm: PMGHO-Pulling My Gray Hairs OUT

Comment by Joanne ~ Spud* on August 11, 2011 at 8:33pm: CSWRG-Can't See Without Reading Glasses

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