Girls? Add years to your life? Whoever said that didn't have adolescent girls...or they did, and their minds were gone as a result.
Oh sure, when they're little, girls are easier. They sit there with their dollies and their teasets, so pink and sweet, while the little boys are covered in filth 3 minutes after a bath and breaking their arms just sitting on a couch watching TV. But then adolescence hits. The boys turn into big lovable goofballs who mow your lawn and ask you if their clothes match. When they mess up, they do it out in the open. The girls are psss-psss-psssing up in their rooms and throwing a fit because you bought pink Kleenex and they wanted blue...or you bought the square box and they wanted the rectangle. And you are a hopeless idiot anyway.
The most effective army in the world would be composed of fourteen-year-old girls, armed with amplifiers. The enemy would be on their knees surrendering after one day.
YOU ARE RIGHT!!!! Little girls are adorable, pre-teen and teen and even twenties girls are an E ticket ride on a world class roller coaster. Boys are so mellow - just give 'em food and a skateboard.
Soooooo true. I always say that girls are good for procrastinators (as the mother of 2 girls, I am definitely one!). Where boys are mischievous from the get go; girls are all sweetness and light until they turn 13. Then the bottom lip goes out in a permanent pout until they turn 18 or 19! You get to live through "Mom! I just CAN'T wear the same dress to _____ that I wore to _____!!!!!" Multiple choice here... A - Prom, B - Homecoming, C - Pledge Dance, D - All of the above.
But I was an EASY teenager...too shy to be difficult and more conservative than my parents-LOL. With my luck I WILL have that nightmare teenager who throws hormonal fits.
Haha...I don't think I'll have to stuff a thing into her diapers to get them to to be nosey there...LOL
Thule, I'm certain, will offer to 'help' change diapers!