Brad met the church ladies !!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

So I was very up front when I was wanting Brad. I said I would always keep him on my pole unless the ladies from church came.

I love these ladies dearly.....I have been dealing with some major problems from one of the antibiotics that has left my hearing and balance off... Really I feel like I am on a merry go round..And like I have water in both my ears

Anyway, not feeling well...my friend called and asked if she could stop by....she was going to get some groceries for me and bring some lunch. How sweet!!!

I told her that would be great and to just come in because the door is unlocked ......about an hour later i unheard them coming in.....Brad was not on my pole but he was standing up behind my chase lounge..still with his tie on.....so the ladies sat down...and I looked over at them.....and I all of a sudden had no idea what to say.


Here is blow up Brad..standing up behind the chair they are sitting in...they kept turning their heads back...finally I knew I had to say something...all that came out of my mouth was..."I won him, well actually I didn't win him, a lady took pity on me and sent him to me."

Without missing a beat the lady asks..." does he have all his male parts?"


No he is not for that I won him in a contest sort of, he took out the garbage for me, grilled foods it was all a gag!!!! I took some pictures and posted it on the Internet ..digging myself deeper

They actually picked Brad up so they could in fact see he was not all male....

Then it came out " well I am glad to see he is not used for anything else "

We continued on our conversation...every once in a while they would look back at him....


Oh we'll there goes my reputation....I am sure they will stop asking me to work with the kids when I feel better!!!!! Brad and I might just have to find a new church home!!! LOL

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

"Make a joyful noise unto the Lord" - I'd say your "relationship" with Brad has brought you (and all of us) a lot of joy!!  

[Jennifer and Jack]

If gasps of horror count as a joyful noise... We are good! Lol

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I am sure it gave those ladies something to talk about for a couple of weeks :) Everybody loves to laugh!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Think of it as doing the church ladies a favor. Now they have a hot, well OK room temperature, topic to keep them busy.

[Jennifer and Jack]

Got to keep them busy!

[Sharon & Monty]

OMD!  This is hilarious!!!  I cant stop laughing......oh my Jennifer  ROTFLMAO!

[Carol and Banjo]

I've been away for a bit.....OMD Jen....this is the first "item" I've read on DK and now I know why I've MISSED DK SO VERY MUCH!!!!!    LOL!!!!     The Church Ladies are going to have so much to gossip chat about!  LOL!

[Margaret & Pebbles]

I'm picturing this scene in my mind, and this is hilarious!!  I thought for sure you were going to say they couldn't hold the laughter in any longer, not so!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

No they didn't laugh just a nervous grin.,,.and me being me was trying not to laugh and dying for them to leave so I can come here and post!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

OMD Jen, of course this would happen to you! LOL

[Kaytlin and Cooper]

OMD That made me spit my food out over the computer!!!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

I think it is really funny too....but I really liked these ladies and they so didn't at all understand...just like the poor new people on here that are reading this as a first post!

It is always good to give someone something to laugh about....I bet they peed themselves laughing when they got in the car or immediately called the Pastor.....lol

We will see if they make their rounds next time and for the love of Brad...he must be kept in the closet when the older southern church ladies come....or who knows maybe I will have Brad serve them some sweet tea and they will want their very own Brad too!

I love fun...and this is fun and slightly humiliating lol