Brad met the church ladies !!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

So I was very up front when I was wanting Brad. I said I would always keep him on my pole unless the ladies from church came.

I love these ladies dearly.....I have been dealing with some major problems from one of the antibiotics that has left my hearing and balance off... Really I feel like I am on a merry go round..And like I have water in both my ears

Anyway, not feeling well...my friend called and asked if she could stop by....she was going to get some groceries for me and bring some lunch. How sweet!!!

I told her that would be great and to just come in because the door is unlocked ......about an hour later i unheard them coming in.....Brad was not on my pole but he was standing up behind my chase lounge..still with his tie on.....so the ladies sat down...and I looked over at them.....and I all of a sudden had no idea what to say.


Here is blow up Brad..standing up behind the chair they are sitting in...they kept turning their heads back...finally I knew I had to say something...all that came out of my mouth was..."I won him, well actually I didn't win him, a lady took pity on me and sent him to me."

Without missing a beat the lady asks..." does he have all his male parts?"


No he is not for that I won him in a contest sort of, he took out the garbage for me, grilled foods it was all a gag!!!! I took some pictures and posted it on the Internet ..digging myself deeper

They actually picked Brad up so they could in fact see he was not all male....

Then it came out " well I am glad to see he is not used for anything else "

We continued on our conversation...every once in a while they would look back at him....


Oh we'll there goes my reputation....I am sure they will stop asking me to work with the kids when I feel better!!!!! Brad and I might just have to find a new church home!!! LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

Lol

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Or like my mother always said " if they are talking about me, they are leaving someone else alone"

[Jennifer and Jack]

I love that saying!

[Nicky, Riley & Boris]

That's a hoot, you certainly made me smile here. It reminded me of an incident....

 A person that I know taped a senior table tennis match at the local church, what he didn't realize was that the tape was a porno tape.  It was played to a packed hall of elderly church goers who had missed the final match!!!! 

[Jennifer and Jack]

If that happen to me I would for sure fall on the floor and pass out! Omd

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Surely they realize that you need some male companionship -- however you can get it!

Maybe you should dress him up like a nurse for their next visit!

[Jennifer and Jack]

I do have all my scrubs that I don't wear right now.....I can call him Nurse Brad!

[Barbara B., Sasha & Oliver]

I wish I could of seen the look on their faces - LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

The look on their face was blank except for a nervous grin!,,Lol

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Nurse Brad is perfect!  After all he does need a career.  LOVE this!  I wish I could have seen both your face and theirs.  It must have been priceless.  If they weren't intrigued, they wouldn't have been checking for 'parts.'  Not very churchy perhaps......  giggle, giggle, giggle!

[Bonnie and Kona]

You need to send them your blog and Laurie's! They will definitely get the humor in it all, given the chance. 

I cannot imagine how awkward you felt! Whew! 

[Jennifer and Jack]

At the time I really felt so unwell that I didn't think about their reactions much past when it happen...I fear that if I try to explain myself anymore I will look guilty.....

They are great women, non judgmental...but calling them on the phone and saying" about blow up Brad" is just going to make me look even more funny....really I am not upset....I am who I am even if I have a neutered naked except for a tie blow up doll in my bed room.. God still loves me so nanna nanna poo poo...

I just think it it was awkward because they are very proper Southern Women and I am a dang Yankee so I have that against me to begin with!!!!