Dear Varmint!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Varmint,

 

You recently moved into our neighborhood and I would like to inform you that we have a neighborhood watch and their names are Fudge and Vern. 

They know the comings and goings of all neighbors, strangers, animals, and especially varmints.  

The last few nights have been tough on them and the people they live with because you are out there doing something past our bedtime.  Article 3, section 2, in the handbook you were given when you moved in, clearly states that all nighttime activity must conclude by 11 pm and not resume before 7 am.  Last night, there was activity at 2 am, 4 am, and again at 6 am.  We know this because the neighborhood watch was busy running from window to window; barking and carrying on like a couple of dancing hyenas.

 

This is your first warning to stop all nighttime activity.  If you continue to disobey this notice, you will be evicted from this neighborhood one-way or the other.  Please spread the word amongst your deer friends, cat friends, and any other friends that go bump in the night.  I don’t want to scare you or make idle threats, but if the lady of the house has to come out there some night in her bathrobe, rubber boots, and Edward Scissorhands hairdo, because the neighborhood watch has interrupted her beauty rest, it isn’t going to be pretty, and I don’t just mean the lady of the house. 

Just out of curiosity have you ever seen the show Swamp People?

Let’s try and be neighborly from here on out and keep our cavorting to a minimum after the designated hours. We appreciate any help you can give us in this matter.

 

Sincerely,

 

The Neighborhood Watch and their Tired Owners

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Ned you're still my wet hero!!! TaraBear!

[Nancie & Gracie Doodle]

Good one Laurie! 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Nancie!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Laurie, I'm so sorry you are having problems with varmints. If it is any consolation it appears that the problem is universal and continues on into the 24th Century as well...

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Ricki, You are one lucky Oregonian. I was watching the video with the sound up and my dogs are sound asleep. Now, you know I do not ever wake up two Doodles, and when that cat meowed I almost had a stroke. Luckily, they are really tired and did not hear a thing, otherwise, two wide awake Doodles would be heading your way. LOL Thanks for the smile!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Oh my doodles!!! LOL!  Sorry, I should have posted a warning with it!!

[Donna K & Quincy]

  Any one of you lilly livered bow legged varmits care teh slap leather with me, in case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin with.

The answer to your varmit problem, Sam can take over and Fudge, Vern and all of you can get some rest.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Send him my way, although it has been quiet around here the past two nights :) I think the varmint took my letter very seriously.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Maybe this is why it's been quiet. :>)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Could you tell us what this says? And yes my eyes are good now :)

[Kaytlin and Cooper]

Vern Im so glad we're here together at the end of all things

I can read it anyway, but if you need to make your screen bigger, hold down CTRL and scroll your mouse wheel up... it will make the screen bigger

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Thanks, Kaytlin, I needed that.