Dear Woofie

[Donna K & Quincy]

 

Dear Abby is an advice column that some of you may be familiar with, the advice given is usually witty and to the point and sometimes with a dollop of sarcasm. I thought it might be fun to have a doodle version so I am borrowing this idea and applying it to doodles. Doods do you have an embarassing questions that you'd like answered? We'll keep your identity a secret, no one will ever know it was you.

So post your letters to Dear Abby or in this case Dear Woofie
 
She may look scary but she doesn't bite.

Disclaimer
If you have a serious question, this is not the place to ask, as this post is intended for fun only.
I know that we have some very witty DKers and we are never shy with advice so let's have a little fun and maybe help out a few doodles along the way.

Anyone can post a question either real or imagined and I'm counting on all of you for your answers. If it just so happens you have a photo ( of another doodle of course) to go with your question, even better. Of course, there will be no real names used to protect the innocent.

 

Dear Woofie,
I get teased by the other doods because they say I pee like a girl just because I don't lift my leg. What can I tell them to get them to stop teasing me? 
                                                                  Wondering Wizzer         
Dear Wondering Wizzer,
It's time to stand up and take it like a man, or in this case pee like a man, it's time to give yourself a leg up so when it comes to teasing you the other doods won't have a leg to stand on.

                                                                                     

Please post your question in bold and address it to Dear Woofie

[Donna K & Quincy]

ROFLMAO!!!! I wish I knew how to do this. I do think there is a slight resemblance. Actually, this is the cutest pic I have see of her. :>)

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

And your mom is pretty, too!

[Donna K & Quincy]

How come I can't see the pic anymore?

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

Here....I'll post the picture for you again:

 

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

This is just toooooo funny.

[Pam and Ginger Snap]

Dear Wolfie,

 

Ginger here, with a major problem!  My human sister has a boyfriend that does not like dogs a lot.  I have tried my cutest wiggle butt, my tummy roll, my sad eyes, and my play stance.  “Drew” will pet me briefly, and then washes his hands!  I am clean and always smell nice.  In fact, when my mom knows “Drew’ is coming over, she even gives me a squirt of perfume! I even heard “Drew” say that when a dog is in the room, that’s all people talk about!  Gee, what does he want to talk about….him?

But the last straw is, THEY ARE ENGAGED now!!!  I always thought that I could be a flower girl in the wedding.  I even looked on the computer for some nice Spring dresses, (I am a member of the naked doodle club, however I thought maybe I should dress for the wedding)   “Drew” said that I couldn’t be in the wedding!!!!!!!!!!  Mom said it is their choice, but how can a girl’s dreams be dashed so quickly!  Do you have any suggestions on how I can walk down the aisle?  Or get rid of “Drew”?

 

Ginger

[Bonnie and Kona]

Dear Ginger,

I am tearing up on your behalf. Engaged! How could it be? What is your sister thinking? It'll be okay. I'll tell you, there is still great hope. My mom says that my dad didn't really care one way or the other about dogs for many years. They had dogs their whole marriage because mom cannot live without one (duh). But she says it wasn't until I came along that he fell madly in love. Now he even loves my crazy, naughty doodle brother. You just keep being your adorable self and that Drew guy hasn't got a chance. He'll be madly in love with you and talking about dogs soon. 

I'm kind of thinking this won't happen before the wedding though. Engagements are notoriously stressful and not conducive to changing the groom's opinions. I suppose all they will be talking about now is the wedding. Hang in there. 

Your friend, Kona

PS: That hand washing is so insulting! 

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Dear Ginger,

Just pee on his foot! 'Nuff said!

Ned and Clancy