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Dear Woofie
Dear Abby is an advice column that some of you may be familiar with, the advice given is usually witty and to the point and sometimes with a dollop of sarcasm. I thought it might be fun to have a doodle version so I am borrowing this idea and applying it to doodles. Doods do you have an embarassing questions that you'd like answered? We'll keep your identity a secret, no one will ever know it was you.
So post your letters to Dear Abby or in this case Dear Woofie
She may look scary but she doesn't bite.
Disclaimer
If you have a serious question, this is not the place to ask, as this post is intended for fun only.
I know that we have some very witty DKers and we are never shy with advice so let's have a little fun and maybe help out a few doodles along the way.
Anyone can post a question either real or imagined and I'm counting on all of you for your answers. If it just so happens you have a photo ( of another doodle of course) to go with your question, even better. Of course, there will be no real names used to protect the innocent.
Dear Woofie,
I get teased by the other doods because they say I pee like a girl just because I don't lift my leg. What can I tell them to get them to stop teasing me?
Wondering Wizzer
Dear Wondering Wizzer,
It's time to stand up and take it like a man, or in this case pee like a man, it's time to give yourself a leg up so when it comes to teasing you the other doods won't have a leg to stand on.
Please post your question in bold and address it to Dear Woofie
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Pat and Traveler on
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Dear Woofie:
How can I get people to behave consistently? If a human is walking down the sidewalk, they shouldn't suddenly start doing lunges, or turning around and yelling at some other human. If they're running, they shouldn't suddenly stop and 'fix their shoes.' I always warn my mom about these dangerous people by barking or even occasionally lunging at them. Then mom gets mad at ME!
Puzzled in Portland
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Permalink Reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on
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Hey, Puzzled, maybe the trip wire could work for you, too! And it would be very entertaining to watch!
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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on
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:-) We may be on to something.
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We like the trip wire! It sounds like major entertainment!!
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Permalink Reply by Donna K & Quincy on
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No, they shouldn't be doing those things and they shouldn't be doing push ups in the middle of a bridge you need to cross either, after a little growl from me the dude decided to move over on the grass. Who the heck does push ups in the middle of a pedestrian walkway? BTW, my mom wasn't too happy with me either. Your pal, Quincy
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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on
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Dear Woofie,
I live with my brother who is two times my size. Whenever my mom takes us for a car ride, my brother waits outside the door and pounces on me when I come out of the house. I am thinking of hiring a bodyguard just to get to the van. What else can I do? My mom won't let me mace him.
Sister of Big Moose
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Dear Sister, Duh, you have an engineer for a father. Have him rig up a Rube Goldberg device. Place it in such a way that when you walk out of the door it catches, bonks etc. your brother. He'll be cured in no time.
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Well, Fudge and I had to go to Wikipedia and found out what the heck you were talking about again. Keep in mind, it took your brother weeks to mow the one area of lawn I refuse to mow for fear of snakes. I am not holding out much hope that he will get something like this accomplished anytime soon.
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We serve by educating :-)
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John said to tell you he is living with a Rube Goldberg. He knew right away what the heck you were talking about, even when I told him you were writing something about a Ruby Goldman :)
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Permalink Reply by Bonnie and Kona on
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;o) I just cannot keep reading DK and laughing my day away. Well, it beats cleaning the toilets. haha
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Talk about damning with faint praise.
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