Dear Woofie

[Donna K & Quincy]

 

Dear Abby is an advice column that some of you may be familiar with, the advice given is usually witty and to the point and sometimes with a dollop of sarcasm. I thought it might be fun to have a doodle version so I am borrowing this idea and applying it to doodles. Doods do you have an embarassing questions that you'd like answered? We'll keep your identity a secret, no one will ever know it was you.

So post your letters to Dear Abby or in this case Dear Woofie
 
She may look scary but she doesn't bite.

Disclaimer
If you have a serious question, this is not the place to ask, as this post is intended for fun only.
I know that we have some very witty DKers and we are never shy with advice so let's have a little fun and maybe help out a few doodles along the way.

Anyone can post a question either real or imagined and I'm counting on all of you for your answers. If it just so happens you have a photo ( of another doodle of course) to go with your question, even better. Of course, there will be no real names used to protect the innocent.

 

Dear Woofie,
I get teased by the other doods because they say I pee like a girl just because I don't lift my leg. What can I tell them to get them to stop teasing me? 
                                                                  Wondering Wizzer         
Dear Wondering Wizzer,
It's time to stand up and take it like a man, or in this case pee like a man, it's time to give yourself a leg up so when it comes to teasing you the other doods won't have a leg to stand on.

                                                                                     

Please post your question in bold and address it to Dear Woofie

[Sue & Lily Grace]

Whose house is Thanksgiving at this year.  I want to come.  You two are too funny. I love it.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Not mine, sorry.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Definitely F's house :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Ha, I won't be home : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

That's right.....we will all be at Karen's house :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

: )

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

You're all welcome! And there would definitely be enough food!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks : )

[Pat and Traveler]

Dear Sister:  Get a toy lawn chair with a doll in it--carry this with you.  Big Moose will be soooo confused and scared!  Good luck--

Puzzeled, but helpful

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL....good one, Pat :)

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Dear Sister of Big Moose,

I, Ned, read what Vern was doing to you, my little Buttercup, and I didn't like it at all. However, it gave me such fun ideas that now my mom and dad have to make me wait last to get into the car because I have so much fun attacking my brothers as they get in. 

Thanks, Vern, for the idea, but it is not a nice thing do to my girlfriend.

Nederbudder.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Nederbudder, I love you! Fudge