Dear Woofie

[Donna K & Quincy]

 

Dear Abby is an advice column that some of you may be familiar with, the advice given is usually witty and to the point and sometimes with a dollop of sarcasm. I thought it might be fun to have a doodle version so I am borrowing this idea and applying it to doodles. Doods do you have an embarassing questions that you'd like answered? We'll keep your identity a secret, no one will ever know it was you.

So post your letters to Dear Abby or in this case Dear Woofie
 
She may look scary but she doesn't bite.

Disclaimer
If you have a serious question, this is not the place to ask, as this post is intended for fun only.
I know that we have some very witty DKers and we are never shy with advice so let's have a little fun and maybe help out a few doodles along the way.

Anyone can post a question either real or imagined and I'm counting on all of you for your answers. If it just so happens you have a photo ( of another doodle of course) to go with your question, even better. Of course, there will be no real names used to protect the innocent.

 

Dear Woofie,
I get teased by the other doods because they say I pee like a girl just because I don't lift my leg. What can I tell them to get them to stop teasing me? 
                                                                  Wondering Wizzer         
Dear Wondering Wizzer,
It's time to stand up and take it like a man, or in this case pee like a man, it's time to give yourself a leg up so when it comes to teasing you the other doods won't have a leg to stand on.

                                                                                     

Please post your question in bold and address it to Dear Woofie

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Dear Oh No Breath,

If you would stop licking the other end, it would solve a lot of your problems!

[Camilla and Darwin]

Dear Joanne,

If that is what it takes, then everyone can deal with my breath. 

Sincerely

Licking in Logan

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

LMAO!  Happy Doodling around, around there, guy

[Donna K & Quincy]

Dear Unpleasant, I find it hard to believe that any dood as cute as you can have a problem. I've heard that raw bones are supposed to help, at least that's what I tell my mom but she hasn't gotten me any bones yet. She just keeps saying "good try" but you don't have bad breath.  Your pal, Quincy

[Bonnie and Kona]

We get antlers... maybe that's why we have sweet doodle breath! 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Dear U in  U, I had the same problem and my mom cured it with PetzLife gel. Sincerely, Calla

[Donna K & Quincy]

Dear Woofie, I have had people say that I walk proud, that I prance and my brother says I walk gay. What does all this mean?       Puzzled Prancer

[F, Calla & Luca]

Dear Prancer, It means he's jealous and you are fine.

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Dear Puzz,

It means you were supposed to be a reindeer, but your off -color and curly hair was rejected by the Great Santa. Just be happy about it because if you think NF is cold, try going even further north. Brrrr.    Also, you would have to look at Rudolph's butt all day at work. Yuck

[Nicky, Riley & Boris]

Dear Woofie,

I've heard Mom and Dad talking about a new puppy and I'm not sure at all what this is going to mean? Will all my toys be taken, what will happen to my favorite couch and will this be good for me?  Right now I have a wonderful life, but I'm a bit nervous about being a big brother? Any advice please...

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Dear Riley,  "stand your ground" play with the kid when you feel like it and then tell her when enough is enough.

Right now we are "dog" sitting my younger sister (though clearly she is not really my sister as she is half as smart as me, Mom says she is, I have my doubts) and, though it's fun for a little while she can be quite annoying. I set the pace and she gets it.
Right now we are at work, she doesn't understand this is nap time but I told her and now she is laying on the floor by MY MOM! I am not liking it but at least this one goes home.

I'll bet your new puppy will be more fun for you though, I am a mature almost 3 year old and since you are probably the same age as Bella you will probably have more tolerance than I.

Good Luck, your friend on the other side of the pond DaisyDoodle.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Lisa, I'm not laughing at you, there was something else in between here. :>)