Doodle Dictionary

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I found this and thought it was pretty cute (and VERY accurate).  Let's see if we can add to the list.....

 

Doggy Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead
your person where you want him/her to go.

DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the
guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL: A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to
give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as
you can and get the drool on the human.

SNIFF: A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human
exchange of business cards.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to
test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push
the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with
margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts
of bread.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control
body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush
and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The
person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants
them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly
at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans
remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to
warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling
your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old
candy wrappers. It is important to evenly distribute its contents
throughout the house before your person comes home.

BATH : If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get
jealous, and they use this degrading form of torture to get even.
Be sure to shake only when next to a person or a piece of furniture.

LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!," especially
if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective
before black-tie events.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are
drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the regular
bump doesn't get the attention you require ... especially effective
when combined with the sniff. See above.

CHILDREN: Short humans of optimal petting height. Standing close to
one assures some good petting. When running, they are good to chase.
If they fall down, they are comfortable to sit on.

LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without
restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail.
If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.

[Kelly S.]

TOILET PAPER:  This ball of paper-like stuff, that is PERFECT for shredding!  If you are super quiet, and mommy doesn't catch you, you can even shred the whole thing... even the thick paper roll part underneath!  It's so much fun!!!!  It's important to distribute all the little shreds of paper equally throughout the whole room though, so that mommy has lots to pick up after she finds you.   Also, an invigorating game of catch-me-if-you-can sometimes evolve if you're lucky and mommy catches you before you are finished the shredding process....WOW what a fun way to spend an afternoon!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

DKrs certainly are a creative group!  I love all the new definitions.....

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

WORM THINGYS:  A really long rope thing (aka snake), that moves by itself through the grass.  Great for tug-a-war, shaking, throwing and mom's really love them.  Whenever we get one for mom, she get's so excited, jumps, screams and runs just like us, except for the screaming. 

[F.J. ~ Spud's Buddy]

Cat Similiar to squirrel but interesting smelling butt but sharp pointy claws  ouch repeat

[Pat and Traveler]

DOOR:  An unnecessary device separating inside from outside, used by your humans for exercise.  It is meant to sit in front of, no matter which side you are on, while you whine or bark or look pathetic until your human moves it.  Do this many, many times every day, so your human stays in shape to throw balls and take you on walks and stuff. 

[Susan and Sasha]

STICKS...That really special treat that makes sense Only to the Doodle!!   They seem to love to run with them...hide them...and prance proudly with them as though they are a "Prized Possesion"!!   Sometimes they will go wading into a lake to find a  Nice Wet STICK!    This is an Extra Special Treat...as they are nice and Soft...and must taste "Extra Special"!!

How do I know this you might say??  Well...my Doodle is in the lake Everyday...searching out those Lovely Wet STICKS...and she Proudly Marches out with them...and spends some Lovely Moments In The Sun....Slowly Munching On Them...Savorying Every Wet Moment!!   STICK Bliss...

[J and Riley (and Luna)]

Luna one-ups this one... she takes dry sticks, finds the nearest puddle and dunks them!

 

She is VERY proud of herself every time she has a stick!

[Susan and Sasha]

Yummmmm...

Much like dunking donuts??

Sashas says to tell Luna that she likes that idea...lol...

Sasha likes to gather her sticks and bring them to us...laying them at our feet!

Sometimes we have a pile of them laying there by the end of the day...lol...

What is it about sticks??

So...how Big was the BIGGEST stick your Doodle ever brought to you?? 

One time Sasha came running from across the property...with a three foot stick..or should I say small tree in her mouth!! Lol...

When she ran to show me her Prize...she almost knocked me over!!

Luna sounds like she's a sweetie...

Sasha says hello...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Donna K & Quincy]

DOODLEKISSES: Those special kisses we give our humans that they love, also a public website where our mom's tell all our secrets, post humiliating pictures of us doodles and spend way too much time.

[Karen P]

LOTION: The yummy stuff that I try to get off my human as soon as she puts it on.  I have the nickname of Lotion Licker.  Guess that is something awesome since I am so good at this!

[Valarie]

CRABBY OLD MAN - What mommy calls papaw's dog who snaps at me when I am spinning and jumping and bowing  just begging to play.

HIGH FIVE - Dumb trick to get a tasty treat

RABBIT in the YARD - video game

DOORWAY - perfect spot for a long nap

BUMBLEBEE - tasty treat that bites back

 

DADDY - pushover for curly girls