Fudge and Vern Invite YOU to Take Part in a Photo Caption Contest WITH PRIZES!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

 I know from experience that this is a competitive group here on DK, so I thought it would be fun to have a photo caption contest. Now, I don't have $500 to award the winner like the logo contest, but I have some awesome prizes. Awesome might be stretching it just a bit, so let's just say I cleaned out some closets and found some prizes. The winner of the contest gets to pick from the three prizes shown below:

 

First up, we have an original Les Used Brush. It is similar to the popular Les Pooch brush often talked about on DK.

Second up is a Lovely Large Hand Holding a Turtle that my sister was kind enough to re-gift to my DD one Christmas:

Finally, the third gift you have to choose from is a classy shirt handed out at my DD's wedding in the hotel bags. It is an XXL and what you can't read in this picture is the word Pennsylvania.

I don't have any fancy judges lined up, although I did make a few calls and got turned down by these three:

 

So, I guess I will judge for myself, based on the response and reactions I get to the captions. Please be aware that compliments towards the judge will also go a long way in helping you win. I love to hear the words...skinny, tiny, beautiful, and beguiling.

 

OK, drum roll please......here is the photo I would like captioned. May the best man or woman win!!

 

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

This HAS to win!!!!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Leslie gets my vote, too!

 

[Jane Smith]

Wow, look at the size of that banana. No wonder mom likes riding that.

[Donna K & Quincy]

ROFLMBO!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Donna, I think Clark's discussion has sent you over the edge....LOL!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I knew I should have photographed them with our orange kayak :)

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

I agree I knew banana would be flying around in way or the other.

[Jane Smith]

Fudge, put your tongue back in your mouth, its a kayak for petes sake.

[Leslie and Halas]

The prizes are fabulous.  They remind me of the things my friends and I use for our Fabulous Bag of Crap.  What's a Fabulous Bag of Crap, you ask?  At a few charity events, my friends and I have done this thing we call Stump the Geeks.  For $1, or 1 beer ticket if we're at a beer fest, the person can ask us any trivia question, any topic.  If we can't answer it correctly, the person gets to pick something out of the Fabulous Bag of Crap (FBC).  They can't look.  They just have to reach in and grab something.  The FBC is generally made up of stuff we all had around our houses that we didn't want: old magazines, bad movies on DVD, VHS, or Beta, stuff like that.  One year, we had a catheter tube and a 5 lb can of expired pudding.  It works best if people are drinking.  The more they drink , the more they appreciate what they win from the FBC.  Your t-shirt would be way too nice for the FBC, but the Les Used brush and turtle-hand sculpture would probably qualify if they were in my house.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Leslie, I love that idea. What a good way to get rid of a bunch of "crap". I might borrow that idea on our next vacation.

[Colleen, Jake & Baxter]

You want us to WHAT????

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Cute!