Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Pat and Traveler]

Daisy, if Fudge won't have you.....just sayin'.  Your secret admirer, Traveler

[Pat and Traveler]

Dear Fudge, I'm just a plain dood, loyal and loving, but I'd share my kibble and toys with you.  You are a gorgeous cougar-dood, and I like older bitches.  (What, mom??!!  That's NOT a bad word when you're talking about girl dogs!  Sheeeeesh!)  My mom just said I couldn't move to PA.  I don't even know what PA is, but I know I'd like it, if you were there.  Oh, I'd have to bring my mom, 'cause I don't like to get very far away from her.  I'd love to have a brother, too!  This is a picture of me showing a friend how to play ball.  He's just a baby, but I play with him anyhow.  Love, Traveler

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Traveler, You are one handsome dood, but my mom said I am not moving to Oregon like some other ungrateful rotten sister of mine. LOL She said I have to live in PA with her and she is bossy. If you would consider relocating, I would be very interested. Love, Fudge

[Pat and Traveler]

Fudge, maybe your mom will bring you and Vern to Oregon to visit your sister and we can play!  Whooo hoooo!  Road trip!!!! 

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Sounds like Trav is another momma's boy...WTD? 

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Another one NOT willing to move, I think I need to find someone closer to home.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Dear Fudge and Vern, We have so much in common being a beautiful brother sister pair as you are. And both our moms love to write discussions. But alas we are out of the running as we are first cousins now and you know that puts the kibosh on the romance thing. We are truly sad but what can you do? Maybe you can pass some of your excess suitors our way. No need for them to relocate, our mom prefers long distance, even, gasp, cyber, romances. Happy V Day, Calla and Luca

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Calla and Luca, Our mom sat us down last week and explained we have a new aunt named F and that you are now our first cousins. She said, "another smartypants is going to join us for holidays, so you have to mind your P's and Q's."  We didn't even know we had any P's and Q's. So, you are right, we can't date, but we can still be friends. Love, Fudge and Vern

P.S. Our mom still prefers blogs :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Friends are good especially given our "altered" states and doesn't require moving. Your mom may say that she prefers blogs but actions speak louder than words and at heart she is a freedom loving gal : )

P.S. mom says not only her pants are smart but sometimes she wonders given her DK obsession time.

[F, Calla & Luca]

There once was a doodle named Fudge

Whose brother was often in sludge

They looked from the attic to under the covers

For just the right Valentine's doodle lovers

We think it was all due to Laurie's nudge.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

F, I like this one....at least you did not attach a bad picture like Donna did :)

[Bonnie and Kona]

Dear Beautiful Fudge,

My mom is on vacation and cannot upload any photos of me. I feel I still must vie for your attention because I believe we would make beautiful music together (I pass gas sometimes as I walk up the steps to bed... sound good?) Actually, I am the kindest, most gentle guy you could ever imagine until it comes to squirrels. I can almost catch them, really, I'm just about there. If you give me a chance I promise I will get a squirrel and let it go right in front of you so you can chase it. Please go to my mom's page and see what I look like. I'm pewter-colored and have a coat similar to yours. I am 84 pounds of pure muscle. I run five days a week, I love to cuddle on the couch or bed, I have big brown eyes and can flap my very long eyelashes just so to show you how much I love you. 

Thinking of you with heart pounding. 

Your best choice, Kona